In the words of the great Regina George, “Stop trying to make Fetch happen, it’s not going to happen.”
We’re talking to you Channel 10.
In this case, by ‘Fetch’ we mean Josh Gibson and Simone Holtznagel.
The pair are currently competing on I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here and the producers and editors are trying very, VERY hard to convince us that they will be the next Stu and Sophie Romeo and Juliet.
At the moment they're kinda clutching at straws. Or jungle vines.
Josh looks at Simone. MARRIAGE! Simone speaks to Josh. CHILDREN!
To be fair, we don't blame them.
As a retired AFL footballer and an international model, not to mention the two youngest contestants in there, they would certainly make a highly Instagrammable couple.
And while it's still very, VERY early days... viewers aren't exactly against the idea of the two as a jungle king and queen.
Even Simone's friends running her Twitter account in her absence are rooting for it, holding a poll.
In all honestly, so are we.
I mean... it worked for Katie Price and Peter Andre* didn't it?
*For a time, at least.
Top Comments
I kind of felt that Josh looked a bit disappointed when Simone referred to him as a brother to her