celebrity

Why Jameela Jamil wants the Kardashians to sh*t themselves in public.

If we listened to every single celebrity endorsement, we’d be doing, eating, wearing and buying all manner of bizarre trendy things that make literally no sense.

We’d probably be drinking water filtered through crystals at this very second if we listened to Miranda Kerr, and we’d be buying our friends things like this Goop exclusive stone diffuser (¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ) if we followed Gwyneth Paltrow’s Christmas gift guide that is so ridiculously extra it’s making us weep.

According to feminist queen and voice of the people Jameela Jamil, we’d also be shitting ourselves in public if the likes of Kim Kardashian, Cardi B and Iggy Azalea’s diet tips were taken as gospel.

And look, we don’t think anybody wants that.

via GIPHY

In fact, in a series of impassioned tweets, the activist said she hopes they themselves are prone to a public poo disasters, which would actually be…kinda hilarious (though there’d be no way we’d ever find out about them – can you imagine Kim K admitting to crapping her dacks in public? Kris Jenner would die.)

Never afraid to speak her mind and call-out fellow celebrities for sending anti-body positive messages, The Good Place actress Jameela Jamil earlier this week took aim at celebrities who recommend “detox teas” for dieting, which can often have negative side effects according to medical experts:

While the hilarious tweet certainly drove her point home, triggering a flood of supportive responses, she didn’t stop there, urging fans; “generally don’t ever take diet advice from women who know nothing about nutrition”:

ADVERTISEMENT

It not the first time Jamil, who runs the Instagram account “I Weigh”, which promotes healthy body image, has singled celebrities out for the same reasons either. Earlier this year she aimed a fiery tweet at Kim Kardashian for promoting “appetite suppressant lollipops”:

And yesterday, she referred to Iggy Azalea as a “double agent for the patriarchy” after she plugged meal replacement shakes by the same company as Kim K’s “lollipops”, Flat Tummy Co:

ADVERTISEMENT

While Cardi B responded to Jameela’s initial tweet lightheartedly, claiming she would ‘never sh*t her pants because there are public bathrooms everywhere’ Jameela continued, pointing out that during her initial video posted to Instagram, she appeared to have ‘never seen the product before’.

 

View this post on Instagram

 

Honorable mention to the bushes. #CommentsByCelebs

A post shared by @ commentsbycelebs on

ADVERTISEMENT

Yesterday, she rounded out the series of tweets by revealing her own personal experiences with body image; explaining that “miracle cures and laxatives” left her with “digestion and metabolism problems for life”.

She ended her thread with a powerful promise vowing never to stop calling out the people “who perpetuate this gross culture of forcing women to remain small and doll-like”.

The star’s message in its entirety proves once and for all that Jameela is truly deserving of the Good Place. (That’s heaven – in case you don’t watch the show.)

…And if we see Cardi B, Kim K and Iggy Azalea plugging adult diapers on their social media accounts someday soon, we’ll know why.

LISTEN: Jameela Jamil is our kick arse woman of kickarsery on the latest episode of Mamamia Out Loud:

00:00 / ???