Guys…
We need to talk about The Bachelorette.
We have questions. Lots of questions.
You see, it seems a certain Bachelor doesn’t quite understand how avocados work…
Although we’re not quite sure why Ivan was tasked with blending avocados in the first place, we’re pretty sure he’s never came across one in his life.
Case in point:
Yep, that's two whole avocados in their skin in a blender.
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE???
Honestly, we're pretty sure avo-gate is the reason why Ivan was sent home tonight.
Here's what Twitter had to say...
This dude just blended a house deposit in Sydney #BacheloretteAU
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) October 24, 2018
Okay, but who doesn't know that it's a bad idea to put a whole avocado in a blender? #BacheloretteAU
— Cassidy (@Cass_p_) October 24, 2018
What grown man doesn't know how to cut open an avocado? #BacheloretteAU #parentingfail#haveanavo ????????????
— Ruby (@MissRubyRed1977) October 24, 2018
#BacheloretteAU if Ivan is not hired by the avocado industry to dance and promote Avoacdos then it really is a missed opportunity
— Kathryn MacDowall (@Kathrynjoy_) October 24, 2018
He went home because of the avo thing let’s be real #BacheloretteAU
— kayla (@kayla75736399) October 24, 2018
IVAN TRYING TO BLEND TWO WHOLE AVOCADOS. NOW THIS IS QUALITY TELEVISION #BacheloretteAU
— Sophie Taylor ???? (@sophieettaylor) October 24, 2018
I have so many questions!
1. Has he never seen an avocado before??
2. How did he get the blender to ACTUALLY BLEND THE AVO PIT??
3. When it started to smoosh the avocado, how did he not notice the pit??
4. Will Ali and Bill die from eating blended avocado pit??#BacheloretteAU— Hailey. (@HAILEY_wood) October 24, 2018
So reality tv is now just a guy blending whole avocados #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/LHdvPYeOOJ
— Tree Fiddy Kay (@fiddy_kay) October 24, 2018
I just turned on the telly to see two avocados, whole, including skin in a blender. I’ve gone back to watching the Haunting of Hill House which is easily less terrifying and distressing. #BacheloretteAU
— Ian J. Grant (@MrFlungabunga) October 24, 2018
I am HOWLING with laughter at this guy trying to blend two WHOLE avocados #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/im8w1UwU43
— Jessica Seaborn (@Jessica_Seaborn) October 24, 2018
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE IVAN HAS NEVER SEEN AN AVOCADO BEFORE??!! #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/RegSikdj8m
— Helena Dominish (@helenaalouiise) October 24, 2018
Ivan blending two whole avocados has shaken me to my core #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/ORSQJBlCGd
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 24, 2018
But while he definitely doesn't know a thing about avocados, we will miss Ivan and hearing about his dancing dreams.
I hope the other bachelors get to do a goodbye dance for Ivan #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/m7irvUcmcE
— Melissa Shaw (@MelisssaShaw) October 24, 2018
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