We’re here… again.
Apart from Ali chasing the boys around the paddock, snappin’ the elastic on their tighty whities, and yelling out “GOOD HORSEY, NAYYYYYY”, nothing has happened on this GODDAMN show for the past three weeks.
Ivan shan’t stop dancing.
Bill/David is still confused about his transition.
Even Paddy is still whispering “F.I.T” when the cameras aren’t looking.
But here we are… persisting.
We open on someone calling Charlie “Charles” which seems… unfitting, given his entire role in this series is to show people “THE F*CKING DOOR” while downing schooners.
Osher has been released from the air conditioning vent above, where he’s been hiding all week while Charlie points at doors and yells. He explains to the boys that Ali is looking for “love” and “honesty” and not a small Middle Eastern country.
He pulls a double decider date card out of his magical sack and scurries up the wall and back into the air conditioning vent to watch the drama unfold.
Ivan is on the date card because… dancing.
Bill/David is also on the date as HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS OWN NAME AND THAT'S CONFUSING FOR US.
Ivan starts crying because he might not achieve his dream of becoming a shit Channing Tatum after all.
The boiz meet Ali at a restaurant which somehow feels... unsettling. Why isn't anyone jumping out of a goddamn plane pls.
While Bill/David cooks lunch, Ali explains to Ivan that she's concerned he might wanna be a shit Channing Tatum too much and that could stand in the way of her womb.