Ever since the royal wedding – where the Duchess of Sussex’s radiant complexion, gorgeous freckles, and minimal makeup stole the whole freakin’ show – women have felt inspired.
Hell, I want to have invisible pores like Meghan Markle. I want to look that healthy even though I continue to eat chicken nuggets on a weekly basis. I want to trick people that I’ve got nothing on my face when that is literally the furthest thing from the truth. I want my skin to look like hers.
Disclaimer: I absolutely do not drink two litres of water every day. I have resigned myself to the fact that it will never happen. I just want people to... think that I do.