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These quotes from kids will fill your day with giggles.

Kids say a lot of random crap. It’s one of the reasons we love them so hard.

And we’ve just discovered a great smartphone App that helps you turn their corkers into memories. It’s called ‘Little Hoots’, and if you’ve got a kid who comes out with some crackers, you’ll be addicted in no time.

For more laughs: Read these hilarious jokes written by kids.

We checked out the Little Hoots hashtag on social media, and we’ve been giggling non-stop. Greta, 4, is surely set to be the next child sensation on Ellen, with kick-ass comments like this:

And another gem from Greta:

Plus some texta work:


We are in love. Flick through these images (courtesy of Instagram) for some good laughs:

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Donna Murphy 9 years ago

My 5 year old today tells me that his next birthday will be his last.
Slightly panicked I asked him why?
Because I need to stay small and cute so 6 will be old enough for me.
God help him when he gets to 30 and 40!!!


Ali 9 years ago

These are cute and funny. I have been recording all the interesting moments and quotes from my kids since they were toddlers. I am hoping to keep it up for as long as I can and to give the books to each of them for their 18th.

Just the other day by 6 year old said, while hugging me "Mum, I love how your boobs feel soft against my cheeks when you hug me"!