There are moments in life that confirm there is definitely a higher power. Sittin’ up there. Just chillin’. Watchin’ over you.
These moments… they’re uplifting; they’re transcendental; they melt your soul into a blubbery heap in the best way possible and re-assure you that there IS good in the world.
Here are those moments… the very best life has to offer:
- When you’re cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide (assume this is what heroin feels like).
- Waking up and discovering it's only 2am. The actual best.
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- Flipping your pillow over to the side that's all fresh 'n' cold.
- When the little man turns green RIGHT as you approach the crossing and you don't even have to stop walking.
- When your bus or train pulls into the station as you're arriving.
- When you're cold to the bone - shivering, goosebumps, blue lips - and hop in a steaming hot shower.
- When you have nothing to do with your hands so you put 'em in your pockets... and find a $50 note.
- When the waiter brings your food just as you return from the bathroom.
- When you slice open the perfect avocado (honestly better than sex).
- Squeezing a substantial blob of toothpaste out of a tube you thought was empty.
- When you actually have the perfect size Tupperware for your leftovers.
- When you want to cancel on someone because you're not in the mood AND THEN THEY CANCEL ON YOU.
THE. BEST.
What have we missed? What makes YOU lifegasm?
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When your random basket of groceries ads up to an exact round figure.
When you delay buying something you like, only to come back and discover it is now on sale.
When you fast forward through the ads on something you recorded and stop exactly as the show starts.
When you get a peach or nectarine that you cut in half and it comes completely cleanly away from its stone.
When you have had your hair up tightly all day and you let it down.
There really are an awful lot of ways to be satisfied with life if you just look for them.
Getting that nasty thing unstuck from between your teeth!