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The book was so badly written, such an implausible narrative, such an infuriating protagonist, and crap on every level, it almost turned me off sex for life! It was about as sexy as someone wiping their snot on you.
Speaking of "50 Shades".....a week or so back, a local bookstore was selling a 3 title bundle of the books for under twenty bucks !
Twenty bucks ! Not much at all.
Does this mean that "Mummy Porn" really is nothing but a cheap thrill ?
I sell second-hand books in Brisbane and we have dozens of them at the moment. It's kind of icky handling them though, I can't help but wonder what their previous owners might have been doing while reading them.
Masturbating, probably ! :)
Eeeeeew !