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Wow. Tonight’s episode ofThe Bachelor was a roller coaster, wasn’t it?

Not the exciting adrenaline-filled ride you wish would never end. No, it was the other kind of roller coaster. The kind that makes you feel sick to your stomach and leaves someone covered in vomit.

Thursday night’s hometowns episode saw Matt Agnew trek around the country to meet the nearest and dearest of his four remaining potential wives – Abbie, Helena, Emma and Chelsie.

Side note – you can watch part of Matt’s awkward date with Abbie in the snippet below. Post continues after video.

In Bachie land, the hometown dates always deliver the goods. Whether it’s a rogue uncle saying inappropriate things at the dinner table or an overprotective relative trying to make sure bach is good enough for their offspring, meeting the families is always dramatic.

And tonight was no different. After much chaos and ‘I caaaaan’ts’, Emma (the one wholoves to be in love) was sent packing. It was a lot and we need to debrief.

Settle in for tonight’s disastrous episode ofThe Bachelorretold in funny and searingly accurate tweets.

When Matt ponders life before taking a dip.

Hmm. I wonder if Matt is thinking about how the water molecules on wick from the smaller surface area on his body to the larger surface area on the towel… #TheBachelorAU #physics pic.twitter.com/UnQBvtniu1

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 12, 2019

Opening the batting with some solid water-based thinking. #TheBachelorAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 12, 2019

Shit dive tho #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/Wcm7ApagEr

— mona (@ladolcemona) September 12, 2019

When Abbie’s reckons her nipples keep falling out.

I can’t wait to see Abbie on Paradise next year, she’s honestly an icon #TheBachelorAU

— Stephanie Marie (@stefinitely85) September 12, 2019

Matt’s nipples are already out, it’s fine. #TheBachelorAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 12, 2019

#TheBachelorAU soundtrack rn pic.twitter.com/6e8d6uVXx0

— jess mckenzie (@_jeloise) September 12, 2019

When Abbie and Matt’s massage gets very awkward for the massage therapist.

OH MY GOD THIS MASSAGE IS SO CRINGEY. #TheBachelorAU #hometown #abbey

— Emily Tammes (@EmilyTammes) September 12, 2019

The masseuses watching Abbie and Matt #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/cnsaVY1cuR

— ???????????????? ???? (@kikiIovesyou) September 12, 2019

this is so inappropriate for this time frame, ugh, please, my eyes #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/vkOqphqQ9n

— alexis meagan (@alexismeagan713) September 12, 2019

I mean… #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/YC30ETw0t0

— PUNKEE (@itspunkee) September 12, 2019

honestly what did those massage therapists ever do to deserve that #TheBachelorAU

— karen ♡ (@kkarennnx) September 12, 2019

“Now that our massages are done” um they could barely get started because Matt is THE HORNIEST BACHELOR #TheBachelorAU #TheHornyBadger

— mat whitehead (@matwhi) September 12, 2019

#TheBachelorAU everyone who encounters Abbie and Matt touching in public pic.twitter.com/VGbCKjy36L

— Dame Kittness (@SoftKittyWarm) September 12, 2019

When Abbie’s uncle wanted to know why Matt is so special.

Oh my god Abbie’s uncle telling Matt he’s gorgeous is the definition of Healthy Masculinity I am LIVING I STAN I want ONLY GOOD THINGS FOR THIS MAN #TheBachelorAU

— jess mckenzie (@_jeloise) September 12, 2019

At least Abbie’s uncle will be able to take Matt on his Space Venture #TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/UcY6C4xmY2

— Tom Ford (@TomFord83) September 12, 2019

Uncle Rob not happy. Get in there Robbo!!!! #TheBachelorAU

— s t e p h a n i e (@stephaniem126) September 12, 2019

He’s special because he’s an astrophysicist and she’s a Gemini. #thebachelorau

— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) September 12, 2019

Oh shit, Uncle Rob is going to talk Matt out the back shed o make sure he makes the right noises showing Matt his Briggs & Stratton lawn mower… #TheBachelorAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) September 12, 2019

Ah, we’ve hit the aggressively overprotective father/brother/random relative. Drink! #TheBachelorAU

— Gideon Rozner (@GideonCRozner) September 12, 2019

#TheBachelorAU pic.twitter.com/VFPO7Z2GXf

— Hanny Bee ???? (@Hanniebee852) September 12, 2019

When they showed precisely eight seconds of Chelsie’s hometown date.

I don’t care abou