A few years ago, I finally went public with a story that had forever been buried as entertaining dinner party fodder. Today as Trump is indicted, it feels like a good day to re-tell it. Thank you Stormy Daniels; it's personal.
This story is about a man with grabby little hands.
This man tried to fill his hands with things… All kinds of things.
Today, he's a pretty big deal. He was a big deal back then because he had a reality TV show and liked to use his hands to fire people. Around 2016 he became a bigger deal, and he’s an even bigger deal now. He uses his hands to sign things, and point at things and sometimes to attempt to hold his wife’s hand, but she won't let him most of the time. Who is this grabby hands man? He is the former President of the United States, and he's hoping to be re-elected for another four years.
Yup; Donald Trump's little hand grabbed my little boob.
Back in the day, I lived in New York.
And it was fun! Manhattan really is a place where anything can happen.