The wedding has NOTHING on the video.
In case you missed it, the Deputy Mayor of Auburn, Sydney got married yesterday.
And it was glorious.
It was a pretty hard wedding to miss this weekend because, well, a helicopter dropped him at a park – where he wasn’t actually getting married and his bride wasn’t actually at.
Then the groom strut the red carpet at said park to a $50 million fleet of cars that specially delivered the deputy mayor to his ACTUAL venue where his bride ACTUALLY was, waiting for him.
It was also hard to miss the jet flyover and additional plane carrying a love heart to symbolise their marriage. And there were drums. So many drums.
Traffic was stopped. Neighbours complained. All up, it was wonderful.
See some pics of the happy couple here: (Post continues after the gallery.)
Salim. The god.
It was declared the “BEST WEDDING OF THE CENTURY.” (from Mahajer, himself)
But there was something even more magical. Mahajer organised a professional film-making company to make a pre-wedding video.
Dare we say it? The wedding video, which recreates the beautiful moment when the couple met, as well as their courtship and their engagement, might actually be better than the wedding.
It is absolutely spectacular:
The voice over begins:
“Sydney. A city of 5 million people. One man who has everything is about to have his life turned upside down. When he finds…true love…a match that was made in heaven. The story that defines love….”
There’s a slightly confusing part where he wields a gun:
And a slightly less confusing part where he gets into his fancy car (that has the number plate Mr X):
But it all ends well:
It is just plain: Holy F*ck. Over the top. Borderline concerning when the gun gets involved. But otherwise batshit crazy wonderful and from what we can tell, a perfect fit for the happy couple.
Congratulation, guys. You have given us so much this weekend.
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Top Comments
Good on them . They gave us great entertainment over the weekend . To all the miserable angry ppl out there hating on this young couple who had the wedding of their dreams .. Go seek therapy .. It's not normal behaviour to have so much animosity torwards someone whom you have never met , have no clue about (only what the ever so trusting media chose to tell you ) ... He has money .. Good luck to him .. If you have so much animosity or bitter ness and u need to Channel it .. Than focus on pedophiles and terrorists and ice dealers that really are destroying our community ....honestly move the Hell on ...
Or focus on peps who abuse their power as councillors on the local council. This is the kind of caper that ICAC regularly investigates. It what sets us apart from countries that might be used to this kind of tasteless spectacle.
What people are pissed off about is the fact he treats his constituancy like his personal kingdom. Blocking off entire streets or producing fake flyers or threatening to tow people's car away. Who the hell does he think he is??? What he did was illegal and and the fact he got a fine won't be the end of it.
How would you like it he was on your local council? If you choose to be a public figure you have to be careful how you represent yourself to your local community. If you have to set an example. This is seriously not the way to go about it.
This narcissistic douchcanoe and cohorts knew this would attract attention. That's why they did it. They might as well as flipped the bird to the council and it's residents.
If you want to have a wedding like this by all means. But do it on your dime and time.
I thought it was an episode of Housos where they had won the lottery. When I saw 4 helicopters land I almost expected Bronwyn Bishop to hop out of one of them.