1. “I can’t explain it.” Lisa Campbell on her son’s claims that he is Princess Diana reincarnated.

In one of the most bizarre stories of 2019, nay, the decade, David and Lisa Campbell’s four-year-old son thinks he’s Princess Diana reincarnated.

No, really.

The story broke in Stellar over the weekend and has us all suitably perplexed, because, honestly,what the actual f*ck.

According to David, it all started with the toddler, Billy, pointing to photos of Princess Diana and exclaiming, “Look! It’s me when I was a princess,” before speaking about his two sons and a brother named John.

Princess Diana’s brother John died before she was born.

“OK, David. Sure. We believe you,” some of us probably thought, unwilling to believe such an undeniably creepy story. I mean,surelythis is all an elaborate prank.

But now, his wife Lisa has spoken out, and we’re starting to feel pretty convinced it’s legit.

Billy… is Princess Diana.

“We are the biggest cynics, but for my four-year-old to know about the Queen’s summer residence in Scotland is beyond me explaining it,” Lisa told The Daily Telegraph on Wednesday.

“As a parent, it makes me feel very special, and it also makes me think I’m fourth in line to the throne.”

The mother-of-three, 46, said that while it sounds ‘mental’, there is no explanation as to why their son knows so much about Princess Diana.

One aspect of Billy’s claim that left the couple particularly weirded-out was when Billy accurately described the Royal family’s Balmoral residence to their Scottish friends who were visiting.

And that, dear friends, is one of the many reasons the mere thought of having children terrifies us to our very core.

Good day.

2. “I trust her and she trusts me.” Katy Perry on ending her years long feud with Taylor Swift.

It was the most vicious, snake emoji-filled feud in pop music history.

And now…it’s over.

Katy Perry and Taylor Swift are officially mates again after feuding for several years for reasons nobody really understands but cares about deeply.

World peace. Image: Youtube.

Speaking to Kyle and Jackie O this morning, Katy confirmed she was the one who first reached out to bury the hatchet, not with a hatchet embedded in sand, because that would have been weird, but with another "making amends" cliche. An olive branch.

“It was a process. I sent her a literal olive branch and a note apologising for my part in all of it when she started herReputationtour,” Perry told the duo.

In May of last year, Swift shared the gesture on Instagram, a snippet of the note reading:

“Hey Old Friend... I’ve been doing some reflecting on past miscommunications and hurt feelings between us. I really want to clear the air.”

She also said she was “deeply sorry” for the bad blood between them. (Ha).

So what made Katy decide to put their differences aside?

She told Kyle and Jackie O it just "seemed like the right time".

“I just thought she was about to embark on something new and big and needed the support. And truly as I was finishing my [tour] I realised how much in common we have. Maybe there’s only five other people in the world that can have the same type of conversations and understand where we’re coming from. We should celebrate our commonality and friendship and be there for each other,” she said.

“I started seeing her around, like at the Oscar parties when she was accompanying her boyfriend. I just went up to her and I was like, ‘Hey. It’s been a long time. I think we’ve grown up a little bit. I just want to say that I’m sorry and I’m really here for you, I love you and I hope that we can be friends in the future’.

“We started talking a little bit and trusting each other. Because it’s about trusting.”

The two then baked cookies and hung out with Tay Tay's cats, because of course they did, and that's how

world peace was achieved

she wound up in Taylor'sYou Need To Calm Downmusic video.

We still don't understand the relevance of the burger and fries, but we are happy for them nonetheless.

3. Oh. Leonardo DiCaprio just refused to comment on the infamousTitanicdoor debate.

Leonardo DiCaprio has an answer for everything, until theTitaniccomes up.

In an interview with MTV News discussingOnce Upon A Time In Hollywood,Leonardo Dicaprio was caught off guard when the interviewer asked him a very off-topic question.

COULD HE HAVE FIT ON THE DOOR WITH ROSE INTITANIC?