Bride catches groom in bed with bridesmaid and her best friend tweets EVERYTHING of course.

Strap yourselves in, guys.

An anonymous American bride has caught her fiance in bed with one of her bridesmaids on the night before their wedding.

Another bridesmaid (not the one in bed with said fiance) has given a blow by blow (sorry) account of what followed on Twitter, and honestly, it’s better than any daytime soap we’ve ever seen.

There’s a potluck, a spontaneous Las Vegas wedding, a paintball attack and some very odd Harry Potter references.

The bridesmaid, who goes by the Twitter name Starlight Witch, begins live tweeting the event by saying her friend wants to "keep the drama off Twitter".

Then she puts ALL the drama on Twitter.

Then she threatens to leave and take the drama away from us (you just can't do that Starlight Witch, we're already emotionally invested).

But then she's back and everyone's shooting paintballs at the wedding dress and this feels like a plot from a Judd Apatow movie.

But then PLOT TWIST. The dirtbag groom and the (former) bridesmaid are getting hitched in Las Vegas. And she's apparently livestreaming the whole thing.

The bride then comes out with the best one liner ever: "“I didn’t dodge a bullet, I dodged a f**king atomic bomb", and she is our new feminist hero.

The shitty ex-fiance and the bridesmaid from hell then announce they're going on a REAL honeymoon and why is this all playing out on social media? (but also please don't stop).

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And now the jilted bride is really, really peed off.

Starlight Witch finishes up her livetweeting by saying they've given the dirtbag groom's passport and personal items to his mum, and now he'll have to deal with her wrath.

And we all know hell hath no fury like a mother of the groom scorned.

Let's hope she live tweets it.