Set your faces to “what the…?”.
Apparently Blake Garvey collects Cabbage Patch dolls.
Pre- Bachelor, Blake took a lady-date back to his house. Lady-date looked in one of the bedrooms. Lady-date saw a bunch of Cabbage Patch Kids. Lady-date ran away.
And now she’s dobbed him into Woman’s Day.
Hurrah!
She may have been too embarrassed to reveal her name, but the flight attendant did reveal the secrets. “He still lives at home with his mum. His bedroom has a spare bed covered with his collection. There are at least 20 dolls, all arranged neatly on the bed. I think it’s kinda creepy.”
Us? Creepy? But we loooove you.
It all makes sense. If only the Bachelorettes had looked like this, the show might’ve had a happier ending:
Blake may be all alone now (or dating Louise, it’s hard to tell). But at least he will have something to cuddle. 20 dolls, who love him just the way he is.
Blake Garvey. A riddle, wrapped in a mystery… wearing doll’s clothing.
So good. Just so good.
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Top Comments
From comments here, looks like Blake's publicity machine has revved up. Either that, or he goes from being a slimy, lying, womanizing opportunist one week to "poor Blake" the next.
Honestly? Because the obsession on Blake and fellow female contestants is starting to look more pathetic than the actual show itself. Sorry.
How much worse can this bounder and cad get? Now he's ruining our fun and denying he's a cabbage patch fancier!!
According to his twitter account, he doesn't live at home and he doesn't own a strip joint.
He's also retweeted the lovely Miranda Devine's sane and gracious call to back off with the demonising of him.
I think he and his family have probably had enough. They've been good sports and incredibly dignified.
Let's remember that most of the girls were there more for fame than love and cut the guy some slack?