<p>Because surely to deal with the current celebrity stampede, new rehab centres must be springing up on every corner.
As someone who follows life on planet celebrity quite closely, even my sad little brain is struggling to keep track of who’s checked in when and for what. Here’s my rough tally from February alone:
1. On his 33rd birthday, Robbie Williams admitted himself to rehab in Arizona to deal with his “addiction to prescription medication* ”. This came as a surprise to nobody who attended one of his Australian concerts. Nor presumably, to his mother, a drugs counsellor, who said it was “the best present he could give himself.”
2. Grinspoon front man Phil Jamieson, [subs: I can’t find his age ANYWHERE], checked into a Sydney detox unit to receive treatment for ice addiction.
3. Britney, 25, spent one day in an Antigua rehab centre, before bolting back to LA to shave her head and continue ruining her life.
4. Lindsay Lohan, 20, checked out of LA rehab, Wonderland, where she was free to go out during the day to shop and during the night to dance in clubs. She’s been out clubbing every night since.
5. Kate Moss’s boyfriend, singer, Pete Doherty, 27, checked in and out of rehab in London for the eleventieth time.
And it’s not just drugs. Last year, Ashely Judd went to visit her sister (singer Wynona Judd) in rehab where she was being treated for food addiction. Soon after, Ashley checked in herself, to deal with a raft of emotional problems including depression, obsessive-compulsive tendencies and co-dependency. “I needed help,” she told Glamour magazine after completing a 47 day program in Texas. “ I was in so much pain.”
After model Amber Valetta beat substance abuse once before, she went to rehab again last year for non substance-related addiction including “work stress and image issues”. Huh? “I am pleased to say I have seven years’ sobriety,” said the model after completing the program. “But I continue every day to heal and grow as a person.”