by ZOE FOSTER
No one really knows where beauty trends come from, although some suggest they come from a small cave in the Pyrenees, and a man with a beard down to his toes exits the cave every third month and leaves an envelope on a rock by the road for a St Bernard who distributes them by mouth.
Others maintain they trickle down from the runways of Chanel and Stella McCartney and Alexander Wang and cool celebrities, but what would they know?
In any case, trends will always come, and we will try them, and some will stick, and some won’t. One beauty trend that has stuck is the ‘fake dirty hair’ trend, which also comes under the labels: bed head, second-day-hair, textured hair, and for those keen on filthy acronyms, JBF hair.
This is where the hair is meant to look like you put no effort in; it’s scruffy and dishevelled. It looks like you had it styled for an event the night before, then slept in it. It makes curls and waves look fantastic, and balayage really come into its own. I love it personally; my goal every time I wash my hair is essentially to make it look like it needs a wash again. This seems stupid, but in fact it’s a fresh and modern look, and the perfect way to balance out and sex-up update an overly polished, prim, girly, elegant or fancy outfit.
When the hair is too perfect, the curls or waves obviously created at the hand of a ghd, or the hair is unnaturally straight, it can look dated. But when your hair has movement and a bit of soft, tousled texture – this is NOT crunchy beach hair – and some imperfections, it looks fresh and sexy and like you might ride a motorbike or be related to one B. Bardot.
Here are the ‘fake dirty hair’ celebrities Australian women tell me, via email/Twitter/Tumblr/carrier pigeon and also their hairdressers, (“One more bloody Alexa Chung request…” they mutter) they want their hair to look like:

Kate Moss – perfectly piecey, with bedhead texture and movement
If you’ve never tried this look, it’s really very simple, and I urge you to give it a go. It might feel foreign to you, because you’re used to having salon blow dries or doing your hair up in a pony every day, or allowing your natural curls to sit flat against your head, or straightening your hair to perfection, but it can REALLY refresh your whole look.
These three photos of Jessica Biel act as a great of example of the evolution from straight and sleek… to slightly textured with some piecey-ness…. to all out sexbomb tousled.
Tips and prodz!
A terrific starting point is to wash your hair at night, apply some mousse for smoothness and body and let it air dry, or blowdry roughly. When you go to style your hair the next day, you will literally have second day hair, and a much less fluffy, slippery base to work with.
Here are three ways you can get that disheveled, scruffy look. Don’t use ‘em all at once though – or else you’ll just have an actual dirty look. Ew.
Option 1: Sea salt spray or beach spray
The building block to so many hairstyles and certainly to intentionally messy hair. Mist lightly from roots to tips on dry hair (clean or dirty) and flip over. Blast with high heat for 30 seconds for instant grit. Or, spray on sections from the mid-lengths to the ends and twist and tease gently with fingers for spot texture. Don’t go overboard or you’ll have crunch, not texture.
Option 2: Hair powder*.
The new generation way to get instant matte texture, and an really incredibly popular product right now. (You can bet your bulldog Chungy uses this gear every day.) Terrific for boys, too, because it’s invisible to the eye, but hair just looks … cooler. Sprinkle some onto your fingers, and massage into the scalp all over. Go gentle; less is more. And try not to apply to the top layer of the hair around the fringe area as it can make it look actually dirty, instead of fake dirty. Stick to the underneath layers.
*This is what I used on my clean, boofy, blow-dried off roughly hair to get it like it is in the photo.
Option 3. Dry shampoo
One of my top three beauty products of-all-time-ever-and-always-amen, dry shampoo is perfect for making super-clean hair look a bit lived-in, and gives a bit of oomph and lift to literally dirty hair, to make it look like ‘cool’, contrived dirty hair.
I realise that telling women to create and fake dirty looking hair is ridiculous when a couple of days without a wash will do the job, only it won’t, because ACTUAL dirty hair is oily and lank, and fake dirty hair has texture and lift. Think of it in the same way we love seeing exposed brick walls and the filament in light bulbs and the beams above us in trendy cafes and restaurants: sometimes deconstructing things and making them look a bit unkempt and raw can be a lovely thing indeed.
Or, just do as I do, and think of your hair as spaghetti bolognaise. Sure, it’s nice on the day it’s fresh, but it’s OUTSTANDING on the second day.
Zoe is an author, columnist and porridge fan. Her books include the beauty bible Amazing Face, dating and relationship guide Textbook Romance, and three novels, Air Kisses, Playing The Field and The Younger Man. Find more info on her here, or supervise on her daily procrastination here and here.
Please understand that Zoë cannot respond to ALL your questions – but never fear, there are readers that are bound to know the answers, so don’t be afraid to ask.
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The hair powder makes my head itch even if i apply the minutest sprinkling.
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This is great, it justifies my hairstyle today after my alarm didn’t go off and I rolled (ok maybe swore and rolled) out of bed at 8.05, a time otherwise known as shouldn’t you be driving to work already. Anyway turns out I was sporting second day hair without even trying, score and I didn’t waste time trying to pretty it up, double score.
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I would kill (almost) to get hair like Jessica Biel has in that second pic – I just cannot get my hair to stay in soft waves.
I have a ghd and 2 different curling wands and it just will not work. The waves dont form properly or hold their shape and it just ends up looking messy and unkempt.
What am I doing wrong???
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Are you using a holding spray when you do them? This definitely makes a massive difference. I’ve really only really tried Redken as that’s what my hairdresser uses and so I’ve just replicated what they do. The one called spray starch is hardcore, your hair will feel stiff and gross – but it WILL hold. If you want them to feel a bit nicer – then the Iron Silk is much better – I much prefer this one myself. I also use RPR Protect My Hair – which is really just a heat defense spray, but I do find if I spray then curl, it gives light hold – which I find is handy if I don’t have time to let the curls settle overnight or during the day (to get that ‘undone’ look that Zoe is taking about). So I would rank them:
Strong hold – Redken Spray Starch
Medium hold – Redken Iron Silk
Light hold – RPR Protect My Hair
They’re all sprays and double as heat protectant too. Hope that helps!
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Thanks Lucy
I’ve tried the spray starch but really didnt like how stiff it made my hair. Not really the look I was going for. But I’ll try the iron silk one!
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Off topic, but – Zoe did a little video on doing your own top knot/bun about 6 months go and l can’t find it.. Could someone please send me the link?
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It’s the dry shampoo video. It’s linked to at the top of this article when ZF talks about sry shampoo
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Thanks Sarah!
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I’ve been a fan of this type of hair all my life. I just feel wrongo when my hair is super polished, I just don’t feel like it’s ‘me’. I’m lucky that my hair loooooves hair products and it’s very difficult to overdo them with my hair type (thick, coarse, dry) – and I am SUCH a fan of the night wash – in fact I never wash my hair in the morning unless I’ve been sick or something, and fully intend to stay inside all day/all night long. My hair is just far too boofy straight after a wash. My can’t live without product is hair oil – I use it every single day, it both hydrates/controls it as well as styles it slightly so I have the piecey look that I love so much. I love that it’s multi-purpose too. I’ve tried a few, my fave so far is the Kerastase one – pricey – but they last so damn long, cost per wear makes it cheap
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Am I the only one who can’t stand the dirty hair look? Too much product or hair that hasn’t been washed just makes me feel gross. I have Celtic hair so frizz and curls. I find if I brush it before I wash it. Use all natural shampoo and conditioner and let it air dry by pulling up with a shark clip or if I want it really curly two plaits. I never ever dry brush it (frizz city!) but if I keep it long and well moisturizer (some olive oil every so often) it has the peiciness as the curls are weighed down but it’s still bouncy and shiny and most importantly clean looking. I sometimes think we go over board with our hair products. Ever since I stopped using products and switched to all natural product my hair has been a breeze.
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If i turned up at work with hair like this, I can guarentee there’d be talk alright. But not in a good way…
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I have curly thin hair – you lost me at “wash your hair at night”…
Sad face.
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I am useless when it comes to putting product in my hair. I pretty much always have to wash it out and start again. I tend to get a little ‘eyes too big for my stomach’ and overdo…. everything. But I tried Zoe’s sea salt tips today and followed the instructions TO THE LETTER and I’m EXTREMELY excited by the results. Everyone else who is hair-illiterate – this is totally doable.
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PIcture please Jam!
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Finally, a look I odn’t need to try to do. My hair is prone to greasiness, so even if it looks fine the night before, it will look like I dipped my head in a vat of Maccas oil the next day
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I felt your pain…then I discovered dry shampoo. Honestly, that product is a miracle for people with straight, thin hair. One quick spray in the morning and my hair is refreshed and totally oil free! God I sound like a cheesy advertisement :p
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I could try that, but I fear I’d end up looking like Hagrid.
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Finally…mum hair is an actual fashion! I wash my hair at night, then the next day use that top
Tip of twisting the hair on itself and spraying with sea spray…that’s it…I’m in heaven…
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I wash my hair the night before an event and curl it using the wand. The next day I shake it loose so it looks like it just “fell” that way. The curls have ripped and they’re just a touch frizzy.
Perfect “I didn’t really try” look that looks great!
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I washed and blow dried my hair last night and this morning looked in the mirror and it looked like I have a huge mullett!!! THis is my problem every day it goes really wavey but not good wavey, bad bad wavey.
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Louise – that sounds like my hair too!
I call it the ‘seventies chick mullet’ look! It kinda has kinks, not waves, and the volume at the top is all wrong.
So I brush it out, then in looks all boofy and wonky. Sigh. I then usually end up pulling it in a pony or straightening it.
Doing headband curls at night have helped a bit to get that super cool textured look.
I love my dry shampoo and hair powder to give me texture as I have slippery super fine hair with an oily scalp so I wash it a lot. I’m a night showerer…. so I end up with mullet hair most mornings!
When will bad bad wavey be in trend I wonder!
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I. love. hairdust. Hairpowder. Pixiedust. Whatevs – it does magic to my hair!
I remember Zoe playing with it in one of the first videos she did with Mia, and that SAME WEEK a hairdresser popping out a wee little container at the end of my cut and said ‘let’s give this a whirl’. I have pixie short, blonde hair which is pretty fine and I don’t know what hairdust is or how it works but it gives me some texture and body to play with which is just faaaaab. And it lasts all day long! It seemed kinda silly to pay $$$ for this teensy bottle of unidentifiable white dust, but golly it’s great. Give it a play next time you’re at the hairdressers – it’s fun and the only product that works without leaving my hair feeling crunchy or stiff or gross.
Huzzah for hairdust! Spread the word!
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You don’t have to pay a lot of $$$ for the powder. Fudge do one for about $8 you can get in supermarket. Just as good as the one I was paying nearly $30 for.
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I think this look is gorgeous if you are otherwise perfectly primped and preened or just naturally stunning, but if you aren’t looking your best it only makes things worse. I sometimes rock the messy hair look when I want to tone down more glamorous make-up, but day to day it would just make me look like a wreck.
I know it’s been said before, but your eyebrows are AMAZING Zoe. Seriously, you should sell stencils on the side so we can all have fabulous brows!
http://labeauteetleblogueur.blogspot.com.au/
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Yes a thousand times to the eyebrow stencils!
I can’t find a beautician who will do thicker brows for me. They all do them pencil thin and I hate it.
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If you’re in Sydney, the Paddington Beauty Room are really good. My eyebrows were really thin after going to various beauticians and now they are thickening up nicely after 4 visits to Paddington. I told the girl that I was trying to grow them thicker and she’s been great!
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Thanks for the ti! But unfortunately I am in Melbourne.
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I meant tip!
I can’t seem to edit my post.
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I can’t do this at all my hair is short and wavy/curly if I do any of these things I look like I have been dragged through a bush backwards. So sadly I I will have to settle for washing my hair in the morning and blow drying it. Some times I let my curls out but not too often
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Hey Zoe,
Can you please tell me who cuts your hair?
I NEED to know!
Ta
x Jill
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I don’t really like this trend. In the pics of Jessica Biel she looks so much better in number two compared to number three. Just makes me think they were too lazy to do anything about their hair.
They just look like they need a hair brush!
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Texture is great. Unbrushed is not. The look can look great with a prim outfit, or it can look like you ran out of time getting ready.
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Completely agree. I love the messy hair look and I use it to dress down a little black dress and only if I’ve taken care to do impeccable make up.
Otherwise I flip it and do slouchy outfit, perfect hair. You need to look like you put effort in SOMEWHERE.
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That’s my (general) rule too! Polished outfit, scruffy mop; scruffy outfit, polished mop. (The bright lip and high bun/knot is a favorite.)
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