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Now that her pregnant sister is of extreme papparazzi interest and her ex boyfriend John Mayer is dating Jennifer Anniston, perhaps Jessica feels the need to ramp it up a notch in the wardrobe department…….

I’ve read descriptions of this outfit elsewhere (on more misogynist blogs) as ‘a prostitute dress". I think that’s a bit harsh. Sure, she has her boobs out but it’s a vast improvement on the ‘Real Girls Love Meat" t-shirt so let’s give her a fairy clap for that at least.

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  2. JLo

    not classy, not cute, but typical of what she would wear, so not surprised.

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  3. Jen

    Poor Jess is all got to say…
    I think she wants to regain the “status” she used to possess…
    lets see shall we?!
    She was pop princess..everyone adored her relationship then marriage to boy band boy nick..they had newlyweds..she was at her peak..
    then its “speculated” she ended it [ i agree... i watched newlyweds hahah in every couple theres one that loves the other more in my opinion...and in this case..nick loved her way more]
    she went to john mayer…[ugh.ugh ugh] and he dumped her for jen
    john and jen seem very very happy…
    nick is with vanessa from MTV TRL and they havent had many bumps.. and seem happy whereas jess and her “boys” have had lots of bumps and rumours..
    now this tony romo no one likes her … and he dumped her…
    so… poor jess..and who blames her for wearing that…its what she used to wear before she dumped nick

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  4. Anastasia

    oh..my…thats a bad look and those shoes are just awful!! awful! awful….

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  5. kelly

    Note to Isabella..
    No her boobs arent real, in fact her creepy dad bought them for her and quite admires them, yuk!

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  6. Cerry

    Should I stumble across any more, I’ll let you know Richard, but I can’t tell you off the top of my head. I just remember seeing them. She might have been wearing something in the video for Angels that came under that category…

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  7. Carm

    Maybe not fine for other cultures (definately) however for America its fine! Besides I think she thinks shes playing the cute card & not the sexy one..

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  8. Carm

    No! I dont think she looks like a prostitute!! How many girls in Sydney wear dresses like this? Its fine! If we’re being picky it may be a bit small and therefore not “age appropriate” a 17 year old would wear it no worries.. but its just a dress and a nice one!

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  9. Dataceptionist

    Look at the platforms on her shoes!
    She’s certainly got them up on display doesn’t she!
    I must say as a “fuller busted” female its hard to find things that really present your boobs in their best possible fashion. While not for everyday, sometimes you want them to sit up and play nice, instead of wallowing near your navel.

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  10. Richard

    I agree with Dreamqueen. Love the watermelon look. Not seedy at all.
    Cerry, just as a matter of academic interest, would you please give all the men here (that is me and Gigdiary) some pointers [:)] to “unlike in several other things I’ve seen her in” Thanks.

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  11. Dreamqueen

    am lovin’ the watermelon colour …

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  12. melanie

    It’s a nice colour for her, but I really hate the “Real O.C. Wives” look…it’s a little skanky. She has a great body, but I think a little subtlety is sexier.

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  13. Isabella

    At least her breasts are real…aren’t they???

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  14. Cerry

    I actually didn’t think that all that bad. I wouldn’t wear it myself, but it could be much, much worse – I’d be fairly sure her nipples will stay under the dress, unlike in several other things I’ve seen her in. She can probably bend over without flashing, too

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  15. Jaz

    Note to Jess: Just because you have it, doesnt mean you have to to show it.

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