Now that her pregnant sister is of extreme papparazzi interest and her ex boyfriend John Mayer is dating Jennifer Anniston, perhaps Jessica feels the need to ramp it up a notch in the wardrobe department…….

I’ve read descriptions of this outfit elsewhere (on more misogynist blogs) as ‘a prostitute dress". I think that’s a bit harsh. Sure, she has her boobs out but it’s a vast improvement on the ‘Real Girls Love Meat" t-shirt so let’s give her a fairy clap for that at least.

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