Everyone has at least one black hole in their wardrobe. Me? I have two. Contrary to popular belief, wardrobe black holes are not where stray socks go to die although sometimes, socks are involved.
Quite simply, a black hole is a particular area of your wardrobe where you are inexplicably blind to the fact you look dreadful. They are the sections of your closet low on vanity and maintenance. They involve little money, even less thought and yet they can be extremely upsetting for those forced to look at you.
For example socks. Some people (some male people) have a wardrobe black hole called ‘socks’. They think it’s perfectly fine to wear white socks with black shoes. It’s not at all fine and you’re hurting the eyes of innocent people so please stop with your black hole and buy some black socks for your black shoes. OK?
The two black holes in my own wardrobe are called Exercise Clothes and Sleepwear which is odd since I exercise regularly and sleep daily. Together in fact, sleeping and exercising account for a decent proportion of the time I spend dressed and since I am, by nature, a fairly vain person, my disregard for my own appearance during these times is baffling. Especially given the fact I frequently climb into my sleepwear around 6pm and spend up to six hours doing things before actually going to bed for another six.
That’s a lot of time to spend in a black hole.
Until very recently, when I woke up to this fact, my sleepwear consisted of a motley assortment of old t-shirts and mis-matched pyjama tops, and 2 pairs of pyjama pants I bought on sale for $10 at Best & Less two years ago. Special.
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Back when Mia was editor at cosmo, i remember there being an article on how wto improve self confidence - and one of the things was never wear undies with holes, and wear underwear which makes you feel awesome. SO, while I have a plethora of awesome underwear (no holes and such!), its all mis-matched. I guess some would call this a black hole? I dunno. I like it! Purple bra with blue and pink striped bonds? YES!
I definitely have a sock black hole though. all mismatched and full of holes because like Most i hate buying them. the last time I bought was in the US - 99c pairs at Forever 21. Score.
I have a PJ black hole which seems to resemble mias - though I bought a pair of Mambo Jammies this year when my last pair of PJ pants (7 years old) ripped in the bottom. I now live in these - usually the pants with old singlets/ tops. I have some lovely silk PJs... which were a waste of money because I dont wear them. ANd my exercise gear consists of a pair of size 14 sweats a friend gave me that are too big, size 10 adidas yoga pants bought from Ebay - slightly too big!!! and free shirts my sister scores working at a major sports store.
around the house clothes need major work too. today I am rocking paint splattered too big for me/ holy dickies and a band shirt.
thankfully I have three wardrobes full of pretty shoes and clothes that I rarely wear.... *shakes head*
I wear a t-shirt and shorts or 3/4 trackies to the gym and my PJs consist of whatever I can find - anything from boxers and a singlet to trackie pants and a jumper. I seriously don't see a point in spending money on sleepwear.