Your unkempt bikini line has the power to help cure cancer. That’s the message of the gals who want us to unite in a pledge to stop shaving, waxing, plucking our lady gardens to raise money for the American Cancer society. It’s like Movember, but in ladies’ pants.

This video explains:


Excellent. No one likes cancer, and I don’t know anyone who particularly enjoys having their pubes ripped out by the roots. It’s the ultimate win-win.

So we’re all set? Not quite. Certainly, there are a couple of problems. Especially for those of us in the Southern Hemisphere. It’s Summer down here – it’s Christmas! So if we were to … let it grow, let it grow, let it grow, the resulting shrubbery would not be secreted beneath woolly skirts now would it?

But perhaps that’s even better? No point in hiding your light under a bushel – or your bush under a … oh, you get my point.

Also, one of the big pluses of Movember is the online gallery of mustaches – everything from the Tom Selleck to the David Boon. We’ve had a look at but oddly, no gallery!

Decembeaver is really the sisterhood at its best. Just jump online and make a donation. No complicated sponsorships, no cloying emails, no ‘LOOK AT ME!’ There is trust involved; a belief that if a girlfriend tells us it’s a wilderness down there, we know it’s world-heritage quality. And worthy of a donation.

You can donate to Decembeaver‘s charity of choice, the American Cancer Society, here.

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