Your unkempt bikini line has the power to help cure cancer. That’s the message of the gals who want us to unite in a pledge to stop shaving, waxing, plucking our lady gardens to raise money for the American Cancer society. It’s like Movember, but in ladies’ pants.
This video explains:
Excellent. No one likes cancer, and I don’t know anyone who particularly enjoys having their pubes ripped out by the roots. It’s the ultimate win-win.
So we’re all set? Not quite. Certainly, there are a couple of problems. Especially for those of us in the Southern Hemisphere. It’s Summer down here – it’s Christmas! So if we were to … let it grow, let it grow, let it grow, the resulting shrubbery would not be secreted beneath woolly skirts now would it?= display_ad('x18', 'hidden-xs hidden-md mm_incontent', 'MM In Content'); ?>= display_ad('x20', 'visible-xs mm_mob_incontent', 'MM In Content (Mobile)'); ?>
But perhaps that’s even better? No point in hiding your light under a bushel – or your bush under a … oh, you get my point.
Also, one of the big pluses of Movember is the online gallery of mustaches – everything from the Tom Selleck to the David Boon. We’ve had a look at decembeaver.com but oddly, no gallery!
Decembeaver is really the sisterhood at its best. Just jump online and make a donation. No complicated sponsorships, no cloying emails, no ‘LOOK AT ME!’ There is trust involved; a belief that if a girlfriend tells us it’s a wilderness down there, we know it’s world-heritage quality. And worthy of a donation.
What do you think?