by REBECCA SPARROW
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Unless you’re Prince Harry. And you happen to be playing Strip Poker. And you’re really, really bad at it.
And so it is that the-Prince-I’d-most-want-to-be-stuck-on-a-desert-island-with has been snapped with his pants down.
And with his shirt off. Aaaaand his willy out. In a Vegas penthouse.
TMZ are all over it. Naturally. They report:
“Whoops! Lost my pants!”
Prince Harry put the crown jewels on display in Vegas this weekend … getting BARE ASS NAKED during a game of strip billiards with a room full of friends in his VIP suite. It all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite.
We’re told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks … and invited them up to his VIP suite.
Once in the room, things got WILD … with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity.
Some of the partiers snapped photos of the madness. In one photo, a fully nude Harry cups his genitals while a seemingly topless woman stands behind him.
In another photo, a naked Harry is bear-hugging a woman who appears to be completely naked as well.
No word on who the women are … or if they got Harry’s phone number.
A rep for the Royal Family tells us, “We have no comment to make on the photos at this time.”
Oh, Hazza. I just like you more and more. And look, we’ve all been there haven’t we? Okay, maybe not naked in Vegas bear-hugging a naked girl when our friend snapped a photo but still most of us have at least one ‘embarrassing naked story’.
We won’t be publishing the naked pictures of Harry but if you’re desperate to see them then you can check out at TMZ
Here’s mine:
In 2010, we were living in a rental house in Brisbane. A house that had a narrow rectangular glass window running lengthways next to the front door. You with me? So, one morning I’m in the shower and I suddenly realise that I’d left my razor in my toiletry bag (which was in the loungeroom).
So I walk through the house naked – as you do when it’s YOUR HOUSE – and realise there is a delivery driver at the front door. And I realise this just as he looks up and sees me. Nekid. He stared at me. I stared at him. And then he ran away silently screaming something probably a bit like “MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!”.
And I calmly went back, finished my shower, got dressed. And then ate my body weight in Double Chocolate Chip ice-cream.
So that was awkward. Although not as awkward as the fact that he was our local courier … so I saw him again two days later. And a week after that. And pretty much every week FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR. I took to opening our front door wearing a wig and doing a French accent.
I’m joking. Okay, not really.
How it all started for Prince Harry.
What’s your naked story? When have you been caught with your pants down?
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55 Comments so far
Just a small correction to the twitter headline- its strip billards, not poker and I’m now starting to wonder what they were using as pool cues
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Poor Harry. I thought what goes on in Vegas….
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My naked story….Lived in a terrace house with 3 other girls. The bathroom on bottom floor off kitchen. I came home at lunch one day from work (sick or something can’t remember what). Went into kitchen opened fridge, heard some crazy “sex” noises coming out of the bathroom! In my surprise I dropped the plate of ham on to the ground, and before I could run back up the stairs, my flatmate came bolting out of the bathroom thinking we were being robbed. Stark naked, followed closely behind was a boy……..standing RIGHT to attention if you get my drift! There was lots of screaming and hands flying in every direction!
Side note….boy was NOT her boyfriend but some guy she was shagging in secret!!!
Still love this one and it was over 10 years ago!!
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Thanks Bec, I just laughed too loudly at your post…..at work and got some dirty stares!
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It’s interesting to consider how different this discussion would be if Princess Eugenie or Beatrice had been photographed nude instead of Harry.
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Now that sounds like one of my responses, Mia !
Just that I’d be verbally bashed for making it.
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To me, Harry looks a lot like his grandfather, Prince Philip – especially if you look at the last gallery photo captioned ‘In recent days’ wearing his white beret.
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Here’s another young Prince Philip photo. See the resemblance?
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Hello hottie!
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My naked story is not so much naked; I flashed my boobs.
Years ago I was walking past a construction site where the workers were working on floor about 2 meters up. I got the inevitable ‘show us your tits!’ call followed by the predictable whistling and them acting like banshee’s as we’ve all no doubt experienced. I was wearing a boob tube top and said to myself you want to see boobs? I’ll show you my boobs so I flashed them.
What followed was complete and utter silence…..i shocked them!
And i continued walking and strangely felt liberated!
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Since he was a pup, my dog has busted my mum getting in and out of the shower many times, hence she’s known as: Nudie Nanny.
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I bet Kate and William don’t care. They’re probably doing a big high five (or whatever royals do) that this weeks magazines and tabloids will have a new story rather than another bump watch!
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Perfect couple – Prince Harry and Lara Bingle… both like to get naked…
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When I was 19 and still living at home Icame home from work at lunch time due to being sick. I parked on the street and thought it was funny our garage door was up, until I saw my brother’s car and his girlfriend’s car too. He was 21 and i later found out they were both throwing a sickie. I walked in through the garage in to the rumpus room and saw him straddling her, on top and they were both naked. I froze and hid around the corner! I wondered if I should walk back out to my car and drive away or stomp upstairs loudly so they knew I was home and go to sleep – which was my intention for coming home sick. I chose the latter. About two mins later I heard them outside, her car started and that was that. Never mentioned by anyone.
They’ve been married 15 yrs now.
But you know what? I REAALLLLYY didn’t need to see my brother’s penis.
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For a while, Prince William was the gorgeous one. Then, all of a sudden, Prince Harry became gorgeous and Prince William – notsomuch.
Funny how things change.
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I came home early from work one day to find my parents skinny dipping in the back yard pool.
Nyargh – an unwanted picture permanently seared into my brain.
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With his hands cupped over the royal sword, one can’t tell if he reall was the best man at his brother’s wedding, can one ?
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Thank goodness there were no hungry corgis on the scene !
I’m sure the Her Majesy will not be amused.
Fortunately, no corgis were harmed during the making of this TMZ report.
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Oh I love Harry. My naked story: I walked in on my house-mate’s boyfriend nude in our living room the other night. I locked myself out and he had to let me in… Apparently putting on pants was far too much effort for this and he didn’t quite make it back to the bedroom in time. Awkies.
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I walked in on my BIL who was stark naked in the laundry/shower room at my Mum’s, one Christmas. I was walking in to do a load of washing, not knowing the other two bathrooms in the house were taken, and BIL had decided to take a shower downstairs. AWKWARD!!! I went and quietly told my Mum and other sister what happened, and well, I just had to cheekily add that he’s definitely a real blonde…to shrieks of laughter from us all. One of those mother/daughter funny moments in life!
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The key words here are “in his VIP suite”. He’s not doing it at the hotel pool, at a party venue or streaking down the street. He’s in a private room. Whoever took and sold the photos should be charged.
I hate this invasion of privacy of royals and celebrities. There would be no difference to photos of say Wills and Kate’s kids (when they have them) running naked through the room of a VIP suite . It’s private.
And I think MM need to think about where they stand on private lives. You haven’t published the photos but you may as well have.
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I really love these young royals. Dianna would be so proud of them … how weird is that, Harry is frolicking naked and I think how proud his mum would be?!! There’s just something about him that lets him get away with it. A splendid team are Wills and Harry!
Ps if he were my son I’d be kicking his bare butt into next month but I can’t get angry at Harry.
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You know how you bleach the bathroom in the nud? You know how some bathrooms have a high window, like up high near the ceiling? You know how no-one can see in unless they’re on your neighbour’s roof? Well … The neighbour’s roof was being repaired. You know how you’d be more likely to get a gig with Jenny Craig than Victoria’s Secret? ohhhhhhhhhhkillmenow
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Oh Gawd. You poor thing! I’d leave the country!
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Isn’t that a photo of William out the front with Diana holding baby Harry? Either way, very cute
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That awkward moment when you remember you’re a member of the Royal Family. Then you relax when you remember that your dad once wanted to be a human tampon and you realise that nothing you can do will ever be as weird as that.
Party on Harry, your PR is as good as Wills, just in a different, more entertaining way.
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Pity we cant be so relaxed/ forgiving of women caught in the buff. (hello Lara Bingle- and every other celeb caught in a nude scandal!) I suspect there is still a big double standard about nudity when it comes to men and women. Imagine if Princess Eugene was photographed in the nude hugging some male stripper! Blimey!
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Well, yes, you’re right. But it’s Harry. It’s never contrived or nasty or for publicity. It’s just him … In all his adorable glory!
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Hmmm Lara Bingle might not have been so much about the nudity as the man – married father.
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I feel slightly awkward about how fast I clicked on the link to those pictures…..
I REMEMBER WHEN PRINCE HARRY WAS BORN.
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and that he was ‘born’ Prince Henry….??
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Oh Harry, there is such love for you! I’m with Jude though, that shirt one is droolworthy. Did share on Facebook. Am not even a little ashamed.
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Doesn’t this moron have security and if its not in their job description to stop him being one then surely its in their desciption to confiscate phones, ipads, and photographic equipment. Did the British taxpayer foot the bill for this? I’m a royalist through and through but this guy is a tool
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I am pretty sure he gets paid a wage for his job, you know as a Captain in the Army. I am pretty sure he could afford a Vegas vacation on that wage…
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Love Harry!!
My own story involves approximately 15 construction workers (I am going bright red thinking about it!!).
I was 19 and living in Bris CBD with my best friend. We had an amazing two bedroom apartment and had our own bathrooms. We shared a bedroom wall (sort of side by side) and both had one side of our room glass, looking out of the city/river.. One morning I had a shower, walked into my room, dropped my towel and for some reason didn’t think that my blinds were open. For some other stupid reason, I decided to do my makeup before getting dressed! After about 5 minutes of flitting about my room, my best friend told me to look at the line of construction workers from the development across the road. They were all yelling/waving smiling and pointing in our direction. I turned to look out the window realizing that they were looking at me. SO EMBARASSING!!!!
Make it better, they had signs for us the next day!!!
Needless to say, I felt the stupidest teenager ever, and wanted to crawl away and hide. Thank god there was a street between us and they didn’t have much of an idea what level we were on.
I am bright red now! Lol
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What did the signs say?!
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Oh & they were clapping!!
Um, they had two.. Both in terrible messy writing! One said TITTIES & the other said ANOTHER SHOW?
My blinds stayed closed for a long time! My best friend found it very amusing though.
On another note, I was worried about putting my story up here as I thought I would get called Lara Bingle by every reader!! Nice that I haven’t
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Titties! Lol, boys can be so uncreative!
Your story is hilarious! But I know what you mean, I always worry about putting stuff on mamamia, you never know if anon people are going to get snarky at you
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I can laugh about it now!! They had a good day at work I guess! Sometimes I do cringe that 15 construction workers looked at me naked for agesssss!! Haha. I don’t think creativity is a strength.
Sometimes the anon people can be mean
I always post with my name!
Nice to meet you Bec
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That is so funny. I am glad that you didn’t get signs the next day that read “Yuck” or “Please close the blinds”!!!
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I suspect wilder members of the royal family have been getting their gear off at parties for GENERATIONS. It’s just that now we have cameras in smartphones and the inter web.
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I believe the palace in Brighton, Uk was sold off by the royals because the shananagins that took place were so risqué
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Fergie and Princess Margaret, anyone?
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I agree you’re right!
To me the most embarassing incident was still Fergie trying to sell Prince Andrew’ s “services” to an undercover journalist.
Well embarassIng doesnt begin to cover it
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Because I am a nurse, I opted to give birth in a hospital as far as possible from the one I work in. On the day I was induced I was taken to the delivery suite for a procedure and ordered by the no nonsense midwife to ‘whip off yer pants love, and get up on the bed, legs in the stirrups’. As she left the room she asked if I minded having a student midwife do the procedure. I said no, did as she asked and was MORTIFIED when a work colleague of mine walked through the door. Apparently in the confusion leading up to the birth of my son ihad missed the fact that she was a student midwife at the hospital I had so carefully chosen. What followed was several hours of awkward small talk (as apparently it didnt occur to her to ask for another patient and I was too embarrassed to ask her to leave) as someone I knew (and will have to work with again) peered animatedly up my Hoo-ha and encouraged me to ‘just breathe!’
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Oh my:) I have such a naughty penchant for red heads as it is. A red headed naked prince is just too much!
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Me too: love me a redhead. I don’t know what the allure is – but it’s there. Wish I could find one to keep.
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Oh me too! I should be awarded for my service to Ranga’s
And my theory is – to make up for all the teasing they get as kids, they all were um…blessed in the size criteria
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My nude stories involve lots of booze too Harry!
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Oh Prince Harry. Making the royals more fun since 1984.
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God I still choke up when I see pictures of that little boy at his Mum’s funeral
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I dont need to see a naked harry photo, that one of him lifting up his shirt is way more sexy! Oh those abs! I had an embarrassing naked moment with an ex-flatmate he worked for the council and would leave for work at about 5 AM one morning he had left but had forgotten to turn off his alarm clock, and it was blaring down the other end of the hall. So naked I walked to his room to turn it off. As I was coming back down the hall who should re-enter the house to grab something he forgot but my flatmate. It was so embarrassing having to pass him in the hall butt naked.
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Haha… my story is much like yours Bec, except it involves the poor 10 year old girl from next door who came to retrieve her ball from my yard. The same secluded piece of yard my bathroom window looks out on to.
Lol – we were both as shocked as each other!
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I was having a sick day from school as a teen and when I emerged from my bedroom late morning my dad was standing behind the kitchen counter (luckily waist height) naked! Apparently mum forgot to tell him I was home sick! Don’t remember asking why he was home in the middle of the day AND naked though lol
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Oh Harry. Don’t ever change. You are a DELIGHT.
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