Being ladylike all the time is exhausting. Monique Bowley suggest we give up entirely. If you never want to shave your legs again, get on board.
When it comes to being a lady I feel like that guy on Little Britain who gets around in a wig and bad lipstick. This one:
At school I was happier playing sport at lunchtime than sitting on the terraces with the other girls. I missed the school formal, parties, and graduation ball – all of those girly milestones where you frock up – because I was always playing sport. And as the eldest of three girls (the trailblazer), I had no older sister to pillage clothes from or show me the ways of wearing heels, makeup, and perfume.
My two younger sisters were the same. Tom-boys, all of us. Short hair, mud-pies, and cricket on the street was our game. And one day, after a ball went over a fence, we scrambled home, crying. The neighbour has answered her door with “what can I do for you boys?”
My sisters have since grown out of it. But me? Nope.
If you, like me, can’t be bothered being a lady, here are my best tips. Ladies have expensive habits, so if you follow my lead here, you’ll save a lotta cashola.
1. Leave your legs hairy.
Yeah yeah, we all do. Except the difference is, a lot of you do something about it. I don’t.
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I can so relate to lots of this. As a teen I always wondered how the other girls could be bothered to spend so much time on their hair and makeup and fashion and having crushes on boy bands. I loved the way they looked.... I just couldn't seem to find the energy to do it myself. Always rather read a book or dream a dream or do my homework or go swimming or talk to a friend or imagine the exciting places I would travel to post school days...
Lol love number 8
im one who can burn water and have fire brigades called for frozen hamburgers