Oh dear. As if the elderly didn’t have enough problems what with their superannuation now being virtually worthless. Now they also need to start feeling insecure about their pecs.
This is Dr Jeffrey Life and he is about to turn 70. He runs an ‘age management’ clinic in Las Vegas which advocates human growth hormone injections and hardcore diet and exercise regimes.
Sheesh. I’m hoping by the time I get to 70, I’ll be playing with my grandkids not shooting myself up with vanity hormones.
And Dr Life? It’s about your jeans.
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Yay - just found the stripper for my mum's 70th birthday!
DocWho, chardy's open, can I pour you another glass. RealSyd, sounds like you need one...
I actually read the original article on this and it made sense. Lots of people want to extend their well-being into later years. This wasn’t just a blow-up of this 70 yr old bloke having pecs. It was a careful and considered article about how older people are using technology to enhance their life experience.
Whether you agree or not, let’s see what you think when you’re 60!
Unfortunately, I was appalled at the number of respondents who were only just over 40. Male wannabes were in the main, vain 40 somethings afraid to become real men, statesmen, men of 60 and 70, men of meaning. No, they’d rather be Charles Atlas in a wheelchair…
Laugh, I could only cry…