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Screen Shot 2012 09 04 at 10.49.10 AM 380x240 You have $4m to spend. Who are your new The Voice judges?

As soon as it became clear what a massive hit The Voice was in Australia, it became clear that the judges were in a sensational position to negotiate a massive pay rise for season 2.

With no confirmation of any of the judges from 2012 for the 2013 season of the hit show, you can bet there are some tense conversations between agents for Delta, Seal, Joel & Keith and Channel 9. Would you like some extra zeros on the end of that number?

It’s thought the judges budget was around $4m in total with the three international stars each receiving a bit more than Delta. And there are now reports that Keith Urban alone has been offered US$4m to be a judge on American Idol. Nice work if you can get it – which he clearly can.

So today here at Mamamia, we’ve decided to play a game. A ‘fantasy football league’ type game, if you will…but with less football. And less, you know, boring.

The challenge:

You have been given the penultimate power – and an appropriately and obscenely large budget – to pick the judging panel for Season 2 of The Voice.

The rules:

We love rules. So don’t go thinking you could just willy nilly pluck some names out of the air. Oh no, no, no.

1.  4 chairs = 4 positions on your dream team. No more. No less. No namby-pamby ‘I can’t decide’. The judges don’t get to do that. They’re decisive. They make the cuts. They pick the best. And so will you.

2.  Be realistic. Your dream team has to physically be able to do it. So John Lennon and Whitney Houston are (devastatingly) not an option.

3. Your picks have to be within the realm of possibility. Justin Bieber just turned down $25 million for American Idol. You don’t have that kind of money. That’s just crazy talk. And you can’t pick four superstars who would never deign to be on a reality television show. Madonna and Lady Gaga are unlikely contenders. Restraint is critical in this game.

4. Your budget has to cover ALL of your judges. So if you’re paying Taylor Swift then that doesn’t leave much room for catering, let alone 3 other awesome judges. Remember Australians tend to be a little cheaper and anyone who is in great need of some comeback publicity will generally be a bargain.

To start you off, we’ve picked our office dream team (and given our reasoning).

Screen shot 2012 09 05 at 3.51.25 PM You have $4m to spend. Who are your new The Voice judges?

Mamamia’s dream The Voice judging panel

1. Cyndi Lauper (she’s a superstar, she’d bring some old-school cred and she’s just a tad cray-cray so she’d be awesome for some off-the-wall comments to keep it entertaining)

2. John Farnham (we like a little bit of Aussie flava, he’d keep us well within budget and the original Voice could definitely use The Voice to launch comeback tour number 501.)

3. Michael Buble (you need a bit of a swoon factor and well, just because we haven’t met him yet, doesn’t mean we aren’t 100% sure he would be PERFECT for the job. He’d also be good at coaching the young, cute boy band types. And his sense of humour is deadset Australian – a lot like Joel Madden)

4. Lilly Allen (she’s a mum, she’s rad and we think she’d take the nurturing role on that you need in a judging panel).

Here are some memories of the first season of The Voice, just to get you in the mood…

Karise and Darren

The best comment will get a prize. A really good one. It might possibly be Keith Urban on a plane (if he ever returns our phone calls). Or it might be some perfume. Or a lifetime supply of M&Ms. Go.

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83 Comments so far

  1. BradleyG

    Keith did such an awesome job in 2012 and it is a shame we cannot have him back. We need to keep a country judge in there, therefore here are my suggestions.

    1. Shania Twain – Amazing talent, knows her music and what an amazing mentor she would be
    2. John Farnham – “He is The Voice’ – he has it all
    3. Kelly Clarkson –
    4. Chris Martin
    A great combination covering several genre’s of music

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  2. Stephanie

    Either John Farnham or Ross Wilson, both have had outstanding success and are well qualified to judge.

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  3. Anonymous

    Bryan Adams
    Vanessa Carlton
    Chris Daughtry
    Ed Sheeran

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  4. cynthia

    My top judges would be
    1. Danny O’Donoghue-he already does The Voice UK but is my favouritest singer
    2. Ed Sheeran- i thinbk he is an amazing artist and would be ok doing an australian show. He is a bit on the young side though
    3.Adele-Ummm, who wouldn’t want her
    4.Bruno Mars-i think he would add a very nice pop artistic influence to the show

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  5. Bradley

    I don’t know if I missed reading it…..but who won the prize for the best comment ????????

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  6. Cleo

    Kram
    Clare Bowditch
    Paul Kelly
    Kasey Chambers

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  7. Lola

    1. Nicky webster
    2. Stephan Dennis
    3. Colette
    4. Jason Donovan

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  8. Lola

    1. Nicky webster
    2. Stephan Dennis
    3. Colette
    4. Jason Donovan.

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  9. melbourne13

    Mine would be in no particular order:
    - Robyn. So much love for her it’s crazy
    - Florence from Florence and the Machine. Pure amazingness
    - Rob Thomas
    - Flo Rida or will.i.am
    Definitely feel that 2 boys and 2 girls would be ideal.

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  10. mademoiselle

    In no particular order…

    Ben Folds
    Missy Higgins
    Kelly Clarkson
    P!nk (She’d be the hard one one to get on board)

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  11. Lucinda

    It’s a tough choice, but I’d go the non-mainstream route. If I could choose anyone, I’d pick:

    Robert Plant
    Stevie Nicks
    Tim Minchin (Australian and super funny, but a gifted musician as well)
    Lily Allen or a young Australian female, maybe Claire Bowditch

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  12. @HeatherSmithAU

    WOW! So far no-one has suggested singly the perfect and most obvious choice for THE VOICE AUSTRALIA and the best thing about him is he is FREE. Yes FREE!!

    If the people at Channel 9 do not ask this guy to be a judge – they should be sacked and employ me at channel 9!!

    So who is he?

    He is a musical genius.

    He is a musician, songwriter, singer, entrepreneur, actor, DJ and producer.

    He has been a music producer with everyone from Michael Jackson to Nicki Minaj.

    He has had 34 songs in the Top 100 songs. Yes 34!!!

    He was a brilliant mesmerising coach on The Voice UK.

    He donated practically all of his earnings from The Voice UK to a UK charity http://ow.ly/dvhGI hence the reason why he comes for free.

    He is the musical genius (OK I repeated myself)

    ************************** will.i.am **************************

    Australia, google youtube The Voice will.i.am this guy is an absolute hoot and he will bring so much to the Australian version of The Voice.

    All we need to do is be Australian and keep him entertained. He will love it here, and we will love him, and our artists will benefit so much from someone of his calibre being a part of the show. I guarantee that.

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  13. jacrove

    I think the MM team selection is pretty rockin, but here is Plan B:

    1. Enrique Iglesias – provides swoon factor, the man can sing, and Anna Kournikova can hang in the tweet lounge with Fozzy.

    2. Olivia Newton John – Our Livvy (plus she might sing Xanadu!)

    3. Natalie Imbruglia – some glamour for the red chairs and she knows the Aussie business

    4. Michael Stipe – a bit left of centre but oh so talented. Imagine a judges rendition of Losing My Religion.

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  14. jacrove

    I think the MM team selection is pretty bangin. But here is Plan B:

    1. Enrique Iglesias – The man can sing and provides the youngies and oldies some eye candy. And Anna Kournikova can be in the tweet lounge with Fozzy.

    2. Olivia Newton John – Our Livvy, say no more (plus she might sing Xanadu!)

    3. Michael Stipe – the REM front man is a bit quirky but oh so talented. Imagine a Losing My Religion judges rendition…

    4. Natalie Imbruglia – glamorous songstress who knows the Aussie biz and will add some bling to the panel.

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  15. Anonymous

    Heidi Klum, Nicole Richie, Nlcole Kidman, a Jonas Brother. (if we cant afford a Jonas, take a Hanson)

    Not sure how to spend the left overs from my budget. Perhaps a guest spot for Gwen Stefani?

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    • Zepgirl

      So close to posting a ‘What the hell?’ type question to your comment before I got it…!

      :)

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    • @HeatherSmithAU

      funny how we got two Nicoles in there!

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  16. Jo M

    1. Mel C. I think Mel B does a fantastic job on X Factor – she may be controversial, but she knows her stuff. So, another Spice Girl would be a must for my The Voice judging panel.

    2. Kelly Clarkson. As Simon Cowell put it, she makes everybody else look like an amateur. She’s also, arguably, the most successful product of one of these shows, so she knows what it takes to maintain your career past the initial hype.

    3. Marcus Mumford. I think you need at least one judge who’s not mainstream, and he has a fantastic ear for arrangements, harmonies and such. He’d probably, therefore, produce really interesting and well-rounded contestants.

    4. Daniel Johns. One of the judges should, I think, be Australian. Someone who knows how to make it in this market, and then take that success overseas. And, with two pop judges and one indie in my list already, I think it’s probably a good idea to have a rock singer rounding it out.

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  17. Izzy

    1. BEYONCE
    2. BETH DITTO
    3. REBECCA BLACK
    4. LIL WAYNE

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  18. Cate

    Jarvis Cocker (survivor of the Brit Pop scene, from Pulp)
    Steve Kilby (very wit, from The Church)
    Adalita Srsen (amazing singer from Magic Dirt)
    PJ Harve (cos she’s an amazing song writer)

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    • Izzy

      No one will know any of these people!

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      • Dan

        Really? I know them all!

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  19. Lozzy

    What about

    Ella Hooper
    Darren Hayes
    Lenny Kravits
    Alanis Morrissette

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  20. carosmile

    My ideal team (apart from the existing ones):

    Robbie Williams – an amazing performer & talent – rock/pop/group & soloist
    Kylie Minogue – Australian & Pop Princess
    Michael Buble – sensational crooner with heart & humour
    Keith Urban – Australian, represent country, talented, deep souled
    (if Keith goes to Idol in the US, can we pinch Blake Shelton for eye candy?!)

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  21. MikeyMike

    My choices (keeping it local) :

    1. Robyn Loau – Girlfriend Schmirlfriend; she’s awesome !
    2. Tom Burlinson – lot’s of experience in musicals, can sing like Frank Sinatra
    3. Iva Davies – 80s cred, classic songwriter
    4. Ali McGregor – brilliant opera singer (and hottie) , also married to Adam Hills

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  22. Edie-Louise

    Kimbra: because she really experiements with her voice so would be awesome at getting contestants out of their comfort zones. Also she’s from NZ so perhaps they can rope in some viewers from there?
    Kele from Bloc Party: he’s been in a band AND he’s done his own stuff!
    John Bulter: he’ll cover the more “roots”-like genres and is friggin talented with a guitar!
    Calvin Harris: he sings and he produces so would interesting to have some one from his background (also ‘Bounce’ is so so so catchy! Yes? Anyone?)

    [There are so many other people I could have chosen, like
    Instead of Kimbra: Sarah Blasko, Kate Miller-Hieke, Sally Seltman or even Kate Nash
    Istead of Calvin Harris: David Guetta or Mark Ronson
    Also, Jack White would be awesome!!!]

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  23. Nicole

    I would keep Keith and Joel from last season, get rid of Seal (creepy, sleazy) and Delta (annoying and not that good at singing) and replace with Chris Issack (loves Australia, been around a long time and has a beautiful voice) and Jessica Mauboy (amazing voice, seems like a lovely person)

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  24. daisykate

    I’ve given this challenge some pretty serious thought. I don’t think the budget will cover Britney or Cher, so these are my choices:

    1. Jessica Mauboy – rising star, heavenly voice, gorgeous.
    2. Shania Twain – country twang, another woman, sassypants fabulous.
    3. John Farnham – “you’re the voice try and understand it.”
    4. Chris Martin – charming, babe-ing, Gwyneth Paltrow audience member.

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  25. Leanne

    Here goes:
    Jon Bon Jovi (too expensive maybe?)
    Katie Noonan – style and skill
    John Farnham – Aussie icon
    Annie Lennox – ticks the cool and classic talent box

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  26. Kiki

    Kylie – she’s fab, gorgeous and an Aussie icon.
    Elvis Costello – well respected, encyclopedic music knowledge.
    Robbie Williams – cheeky, fun, been in a boy band and successful solo artist. Also has an album out soon to promote.
    Adam Levine – eye candy. He’s also the best thing about the American The Voice.

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  27. Caz Gibson

    For me, Cindi Lauper and John Farnham are on the list – Their voices and experience in the industry are incredible….
    Aretha Franklin would be such a bonus…..
    My all-time favourite pop/rock vocalist though belongs to Steve Perry.
    ‘remember the single “Oh Sherrie” ?………it’s a pity that that’s been his biggest hit because as the lead singer of Journey he had so many others……he’s been “retired” for a few years now but he still produces music and his voice is still the most amazing ever and you can hear some great tracks on his “Street Talk” album……..he’s still a nice guy too – his fans have kept up a campaign to get him back on stage and I reckon his advice on The Voice or American Idol would be so welcome…….

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  28. colleen

    John Farnham: he knows this industry ups and downs
    Dan Sultan: knows his stuff AND is rather yummy
    Miff Warhurst: she knows her stuff, is lovely
    John Butler: he knows his stuff
    This way we’d have ‘something old, something new, something borrowed (from the ABC), something blue/blues.

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    • Alex

      Dan Sultan is yummy isnt he!

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      • Zepgirl

        Yes, he is! I saw him on an episode of ‘Spics and Specs’ one evening and he was talking about how he had once refused to give a girl his autograph. Because she licked all up one side of his face. I can see where the girl was coming from, but doing that after just meeting someone? If the sexes in that equation were reversed there would be an assault charge in the offing.

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  29. pineapple

    1) Dan Sultan. His music is flippin’ awesome but if I’m honest I really just want him for the swoon factor.

    2) Sia. She’s poppy but also spunky and I saw her on Spicks and Specks and can verify she is HILARIOUS.

    3) Barnsey. He’s Aussie rock royalty. Period.

    3) Lea Michelle – Because reality shows are always best when there’s a diva on board!

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  30. Laura

    Katie Noonan (amazing talent)

    Kylie Minogue (lovely personality)

    Michael Buble (cute & politically incorrect)

    and finally… I’d HAVE to have Keith back, I just love him to death.

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  31. Benjamin

    Corey Taylor- Teen Icon & frontman of Slipknot & Stone Sour
    Michelle Branch- International Indy star
    John Meyer- Swooner
    Katie Noonan- superb Aussie talent from the band George

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  32. ashamasha

    Paul Kelly – deadset aussie legend with yrs of experience and advice to bring to the table
    Robbie Williams – cheeky/funny and hasn’t done anything in a while (time for a comeback/reminder for everyone)
    Dolly Parton – delightful, and provides the country component
    Pink – honorary aussie

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  33. Amandarose

    Natalie Imbrulia- Hone grown and great for a female influence
    daniel Johns- Watch the Ex’s fight over the best singers
    Robbie Williams- haven’t heard much from him lately and I think he would be fun
    Murray the red Wiggle- Retiring this year from wiggling so will have some free time.

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    • jamilarizvi

      Oooh I like but is it not going to be awkward between Natalie and Daniel? I feel like it would be awkward….

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  34. EmmaB

    Josh Cunningham (The Waifs)
    Bernard Fanning (Powder Finger)
    Kasey Chambers
    Tina Turner

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  35. Lila.

    John Mayer – he’s actually a great mix of talent, broodiness and hilarity.
    Either member of Savage Garden – gotta represent the Australian talent.
    Cher – because that would be AMAZING beyond words. In the absence of Cher, Jack from Will and Grace doing a Cher impression would suffice.
    Michael Kirby – all panels need a spot for the greatest judge ever. Besides, someone has gotta say no to everything.

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    • Mia

      Love it!!

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    • Guest

      Hahahha but I thought all judges naturally asked themselves WWKD anyway? :/

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  36. Cat

    Wow what a list!!!

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  37. Sparky

    Ben Folds
    Ben Lee
    Darren Hayes
    Kate Miller-Heidke

    All singer/songwriters, all undervalued (IMO), all seem to have a brain in their head and a degree of sensitivity.

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  38. Bradley

    Judges ? A mime artist and the guy from Penn & Teller who never speaks.

    Let the talent do the talking.

    Talent shows AREN’T really all about the judges, are they ? :)

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  39. Anonymous

    1. Natalie Imbruglia
    2. Ben Lee
    3. Jessica Mauboy
    4. John Butler

    Can I just say Mamamia, that I really like your choices and they would be a fantastic panel! This was a really hard task and I had so many varying options. I chose all Australian artists.

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  40. Nerrida

    1. I’d bring Sia home from the US. She’s knows her craft (was even on the US version as Christina’s mentor).

    2. Katie Noonan, because I would pick her for everything ever.

    3. Chris Cheney from The Living End

    4. And I don’t know where this is coming from, but Paul Kelly. A true, seasoned performer.

    (People who narrowly missed out were Megan Washington and Ben Lee.)

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  41. D

    Britney Spears – Obviously. The princess of pop, she’s gone from child star to teenage sex symbol, meltdown to motherhood. The girl’s done it all… a perfect mentor.

    Thom Yorke (lead singer of Radiohead) – Because no one swears quite as beautifully as he does.

    Kylie Minogue – The show wouldn’t be complete without “Our Kylie”

    Nick Cave – Only because I hope he and Kyles will get on stage and do a rendition of “Where the Wild Roses Grow”

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    • Rebekah

      Where the wild roses grow would be fantastic!!

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  42. Levi

    “The challenge: You have been given the penultimate power” – why the next to the last power?

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    • hamikay

      haha – hopefully the ‘ultimate’ power is for something more worthy than picking judges for a TV programme :)

      I don’t know enough about current music to play properly, but I’d use Megan Washington – I thought she was intelligent and kind as a mentor last season!

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  43. KarenDT

    1. Harry Connick Jr
    2. Alicia Keyes
    3. Nic Cave
    4. Kasey Chambers

    What’s not to love?

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    • Olivia

      I could take or leave Nic Cave, but otherwise this panel is PERFECTION!

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  44. Bradley

    Kyle Sandilands….always off having a sickie.

    You’d never see him !

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  45. jennafer

    Oops! My list was interrupted.
    3. For the country superstar Beccy Cole.
    4. Cody Simpson for the younger generation

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  46. jennafer

    Ok here it goes…..
    1. MOLLY MELDRUM . Sure he may not be a singer or a that young anymore but he sure knows talent. Plus he has interviewed so many artists in his career that imagine the guest judge he would pick to help him decide on who to take to the finals!

    2. KYLIE MINOGUE . Veteran of music and film and an international act. Plus she is an Aussie and i think the younger singers could learn a lot from her. The woman has friends.in high places too so her guest judge would be just as famous as her.
    2.

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  47. chillax

    Ed Sheeren – because I heard him sing Lego House live with Jackie O on 2DayFM and she really cant sing and he gave her a few tips and she actually sounded quite good.
    George Michael – if we time it around Mardi Gras he might even do it for free ;)
    Natalie Imbruglia – eye candy for the guys
    Jon Stevens – eye candy for the mums

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  48. Bradley

    Judges ? The Pope, any current sitting federal MP and someone from the Vice Squad.

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  49. emmjay

    1. David Campbell. Already contracted to Channel 9, and showed that he got it with his tweets watching the show. That and I think he’s a little bit nice.
    2. Em Rusciano. Added bonus of behind the scenes blogging for Mamamia
    3. Keith Urban. I don’t want to watch it without him
    4. Kasey Chambers. I love listening to her in long form interviews – well worth it

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  50. Bradley

    No more singing contest reality shows, please !

    From “X Factor” to “The Voice” and back again, these shows produce nothing that is original or will be of consequence five years down the track. The singing haircut will always win the contest and the contestant with the better voice but less sex appeal will always be runner up.

    …..and they write such silly little articles about the contestants in TV WEEK.

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    • Zepgirl

      God it weirds me out when I agree with you, Bradley! 95% of the time when I see one of your comments I respectfully disagree with what you’re saying (not in an ‘I hate that guy’ kind of way, we just don’t share the same views), but then occasionally you come up with something like this.

      Wholeheartedly agree with you on this one!

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      • Bradley

        It does happen !

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    • Nice Boulder

      Yes, becuase that’s clearly what happened with the first season. Karise was by far the sexiest contestant and in no way a better singer than the runners up.

      Look, I don’t completely disagree with you but I think “The Voice” was at least a new version of a tired format. I like the idea that the voice gives the first impression and not the “look”. The cynic in me suggests that it’s NOT the first time the judges see them (when they turn round in the chairs) but I really wish it was. As audience members, we “hear” so much with our eyes – it’s always better to close off that visual imput and just listen, really listen.

      So, yes, some “talent” shows are over done and out of date but I don’t believe “The Voice” is one of them.

      And Karise was 27 kinds of marvelous. And the much deserved winner.

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