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Update: Yes, Britney is in hospital again. Hopefully this is a good thing and she can get some help far from professionals. Sadly, it seems like there is practically a custody war going on between her parents and that odd Sam Lufti whose role in her life in unclear. Interestingly, reports say that doctors are ignoring her parents and consulting with Lufti about Britney’s condition.
Anyway.
Meanwhile on Planet Magazine, life goes on. Here is La Britney on the cover of US mag Blender. Except it’s not really her. It’s her face photoshopped into someone else’s hair on someone else’s body. Apparently, this faceless model was paid $500 for the privelege of being Britney’s spare parts. 

2blender fresh How many naked women did it take to make this magazine cover?

The best part is that the mag actually admits this – a small note
inside the mag describes the cover as a ‘composite photo’ – unlike the
ads for Britney’s fragrance and album covers where it is CLEARLY not
The Real Thing. Makes her song “You Want A Piece Of Me” take on a whole new meaning….

This actually happens in mags a whole lot more than you would ever believe. Sometimes it’s just an amalgamation of two different shots of the same person. Other times it’s a body parts job. And don’t get me started on the re-touching. I believe there should be a disclaimer on re-touched photos. Just so we’re all reminded that this is an illustration, a fantasy…..not anything resembling reality and certainly nothing to compare yourself to.

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  1. kerri wrona

    Im loving this blog!
    Im over the whole britney thing. Lets hope she is
    not out and about in days. I hope they help her
    before she is dead.

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  2. kerri wrona

    Im loving this blog!
    Im over the whole britney thing. Lets hope she is
    not out and about in days. I hope they help her
    before she is dead.

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  3. kat

    okaaaay…i knew that all those pictures were airbrushed to the absolute max, but i had no idea about that other stuff. scary to think how many women compare themselves to these pictures.

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  4. ~Sarah~

    lol thats funny…
    My friends dad once had the whole two pictures merged thing happen to him. He was in some finacial magazine and they took all these photos of him, but in the end they ended up putting a different head on the photo they used.
    There was a minor glitch as they forgot to resize his head. It looked very weird…
    anyway LOVE your work i believe i am addicted.
    Sarah xoxo

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  5. Dataceptionist

    Ew that is so creepy! And that the tagline on the Britney story is “how will it end” is proof that the media is waiting {and hoping} that one day soon the story will be “Britney dead! *Insert strange and tragic circumstances HERE with token comment about her children’s loss*”
    What do you think of the Harpers shots of Nicole Kidman Mia?

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