One of the most problematic shows on television is back, so you can bet we’re watching with our jaws well and truly open.
Our eyes adjust to this particular brand of trash as chandeliers, boats and extreme abs appear on screen. Ahh, this must be the first lady-wife-lady.
She is called Tenille, and she has approximately 96 children, and they all attend private school when they’re not getting PT trained with a man who we’re sure was on Prison Break.
They live in a shiny white house, which means we know that the other lady-wife-lady is going to live in one of the following: A swamp, a tent, a shoe.
Alas, it seems she lives on a bus. Close one. Oh, and she’s called Angeline.
In this bus lives a mum, a dad, a bird and eight children. Which seems like it would be super serene.
“We started homeschooling them about four years ago, and that slowly moved to unschooling," Angeline tells the camera.
Now we’re familiar with the families, it’s time to traumatise these lady-wife-ladies by throwing them well out of their comfort zone.
Let’s start with Tenille, because she is not mentally prepared for what she’s about to see.