As two billion people watched the wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle on Saturday, one question was front and centre: what are they saying?
From the moment they met at the altar, viewers watched as the couple exchanged words we couldn’t hear. While their body language was warm and affectionate, we desperately wanted to know what on earth two people say to each other when they’re about to get married on the world stage.
I’m sh*t scared?
I kinda wanna bail?
Can you believe Oprah is at our wedding?
The Mamamia Out Loud team huddle together for a raw, unedited, and slightly inappropriate Royal Wedding debrief.
While ‘professional lip readers‘ (we… we don’t believe you) have since allegedly deciphered what was said between the royal couple on their wedding day, there’s now an even better version.