Nothing gets me going quite like sexy, sexy data.
And by that I mean data about sex. Sex trends, sex toys, sex searches, the whole shabang. Why? Well, it's an incredibly pervy insight into what we're all craving, doing and dreaming about doing in the bedroom. Something that's incredibly hard to come by in a casual conversation.
I mean, have you ever tried to ask your colleague what their favourite sex position is? No, you haven't, because it's definitely a HR breach and wildly inappropriate.
But data? Data asks these freaky questions all the damn time. And then, it tells us all the juicy answers.
Speaking of, here are the raunchiest results from the Mamamia sex survey. Post continues after video.
Which is why whenever spicy new research is released into the wild, I hunt it down and share it all with you. YOU'RE WELCOME.
The latest is all about sex 'around the world' (read: who's boosing with what in which country), and it has revealed some rather intimate details about what's going on Down Under. Both literally and figuratively.
So, without further ado, here's Australia's kinks laid bare.
Australia's most popular sex position.
While we may have been living under the false idea that some basic manoeuvre like missionary was the most popular way to root, it turns out Aussies are much more creative than we anticipated.
...and a lot more flexible too.
Because the most popular sex position in Australia is: The Spider.
For those in the back who are like, 'pardon me, ma'am, but whomst and what is the Spider?' then please allow me to explain.