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Yes, well. It seems Osher has a message for everyone not living in NSW or Victoria.

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Bachie host Osher Gunsberg wasn’t able to be there for the (disappointing, devastating, heart wrenching) Bachelorette finale last night on account of his wife giving birth to their first child.

Very important business, apparently.

But while he wasn’t there in person, besides for a five second beach walk at the beginning, he certainly was there… virtually. As in, live-tweeting the whole thing like the sassy, no-bullsh*t legend he is.

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Firstly, we must draw your attention to this tweet which I should present without comment, but just know I plan to print this, laminate it, frame it and sit it on my desk:

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The mother of all sledges, tbh.

In 2019, should anyone in a different timezone be shocked to see spoilers if they choose to browse social media while the show airs in NSW and VIC? That is a dangerous game, my friends, and Osher is not here for it.

Not on Twitter? No worry, he wanted everyone on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube and also definitely LinkedIn to know what he thought about the "SPOILER" whines.

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But of course, he wasn't only roasting the many, many people in his replies yelling "YOU RUINED IT FOR ME!!"

He shared his roasts around. Osher is generous.

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"YOU GET A ROAST, YOU GET A ROAST, EVERY ONE GETS A ROAST"
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See:

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Not even Osher himself was safe from an Osher burn:

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Got 'em.

Osher then commentated the whole episode with the perfect balance of lols, memes, insight and LOVE, because there is nothing this man can't do.

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Also, like the rest of Australia, Osher is very clearly in love with a long-haired angel with an unnecessary extra m and a love for animal chat.

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"TIMM TIMM TIMM ANGEL TIMM SWEET TIMM TIMMBO TIMMY TIMM."

Australia had a lot of feelings throughout the ep and needed to share them. But uh, we had a little trouble with... literacy last night, with an incorrect spelling of the official Bachie hashtag also trending on Twitter. Let's blame it on heightened emotions and also the fact we couldn't really see our phone screens through our tears.

Earlier in the episode, Osher retweeted a joke about it but then... Oh.

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Oh.

Osh then recovered from an out-of-character whoopsie, by leaving us without sharing some much-needed wisdom.

It's easy to get caught up in a show. Of course, we're all allowed to have opinions about who Angie chose/whether it was the right choice/what we would've done in her shoes... but for us, this is just entertainment.

For Angie, Carlin and Timm it's real life.

...True.

IT STILL HURTS BUT HE'S SO RIGHT.

Ah, Osher. So wise and funny and kind and pure.

See you in Paradise, when he's still all of the above with the added bonus of a Hawaiian shirt.

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