If you’ve had the weirdest five months ever you’re certainly not alone.

The last five months have been weird.

It seems like everyone is having epiphanies about the things in their life they need to change.

Whether it be changing jobs, getting out of bad relationships, or moving to the other side of the world, everyone has just been a little… unsettled.

It’s not a coincidence, it’s the PLANETS. OBVIOUSLY.

It all started in June, when Neptune went into retrograde.

You see, Neptune is the planet that rules our dreams, our spirituality, and our confusion.

It controls our inspiration and our motivations… so basically everything important in our lives.

So when the planet is in Retrograde, it shakes up our lives and forces us to see clarity.

It’s been weird, guys, but the end is nigh.

Today, Neptune goes direct (the opposite of Retrograde).

So what does that mean for us moody simpletons?

We can relax now. We have permission to put those pressing existential issues aside and ride the wave of chill.

It’s a time where we admit we don’t have to have it all figured out, and trust ourselves to figure the big things out in our own time.

In other words, that light-hearted version of yourself will be back again. Finally.

So keep those deep life lessons you learnt on hold and live a little. Until the next retrograde.

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