Put down your mango daiquiri and make sure your tan lines are even, please.
A new man has just entered the villa and he’s… tall.
Fanny fluttering tall, if you will.
Once they arrived at said villa, they decided whether their type was “blonde” or “brunette” or just “good lookin’ people, aye”.
Factored into this very important decision was… height. All the girls want a tall man, and all the guys want a woman who’s not taller than them… even in heels.
Height, in fact, makes up approximately 67.7 per cent of conversational topics in the sex villa.
Anywho, tonight Sophie Monk sent in a new fella and he’s the tallest creature the villa has ever seen.