Royals can’t have Instagram. Or any social media accounts that aren’t operated by their social media interns.
Unless you’re a non-working royal like Princess Beatrice or Princess Eugenie, you’re not allowed to have an online identity.
It’s very sad.
The Duke of Cambridge Prince William can’t upload boomerangs of Prince George. The Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle can’t Instagram story her breakfast bowl. Prince Charles of Wales can’t comment on things IN CAPS on Facebook like normal grandparents do.
Perhaps that one’s for the best…
But thankfully, royals’ brothers who look like Jude Law can.
For years, we’ve seen images of the youngest Middleton sibling in a three-piece suit and top hat, dutifully attending royal events, like his sister’s wedding to the future King of England.
But we never got to see the real James Middleton because the 31-year-old’s Instagram was set to private. A travesty, it was.
Now, for some reason, the businessman has made his Instagram profile public, allowing us to a glimpse into the royal in-law’s life.
There are dogs.