Hello.

Yes.

On Wednesday night’s episode of The Bachelorette , we saw a different kind of love story.

It was the story of boy meets…avocado.

You see, Ivan has been very busy all his life trying to be a shit Channing Tatum and he’d never come across an…avocado.

He didn’t know what to do with them andthishappened…

It was confusing for him.

So, being the serious investigative journalist that I am, I got Ivan on the phone to get to the bottom of #AvocadoGate.

The conversation went a little bit like this:

Anywho, Ivan confirmed thatyes- he did put two whole avocados in the blender andyes- he didn't understand why that did not work.

"It was a high pressure stakes situation and you know, I was just reading what was there on the paper and it said 'two whole avocados in the blender' so that's what I did," he explained.

"They let me go for 15 minutes at least. So I was like unplugging the cord, switching the switch, shaking the blender to get it started, pushing all the buttons. I did everything but think about the pip and the skin.

"And they let me go for about 15 minutes, like do my own head in. I was checking the paper 'Did I miss something?' and then finally they called me over and said "Dude, scrape it out and start again'... when they had finished laughing."

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Ivan also confirmed that four avocados were harmed in the making of this episode. He had a second go at the recipe and this time it was...kind ofedible. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Once we got to the bottom of the avocado issue, I asked Ivan the question all of Australia has been dying to know.

DID YOU REALLY DANCE ALL THE TIME/ DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE A SHIT CHANNING TATUM/WHY WAS THERE NEVER ANY MUSIC PLS.

"I did... dance a lot. But a lot of time it was with music," he said.

"But sometimes they'd come up and say 'Oi give us a move' and I'd say 'Oh alright'.

"Like sometimes they'd prep me for it... but sometimes I was actually doing it."

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Channing Tatum's biggest fan then explained that the "Step Up" he was referring to all the time is a TV series, based on the movies calledStep Up: Highwater.

It actually sounds like a bloody good watch.

"There's a series going on right now. They just finished filming season two in Atlanta and I think they're going to season three now as well."

Ivan said that although he's not quite on "Step Up" yet, he's... getting there.

"Let's just say I've made a bit of progress and I'm going to keep working and dreaming and I think it will happen."

And he has a plan pls.

"I'd love to doDancing with the Stars, Channel Ten are revamping it," he explained.

"I'd love to learn a different style - you know - it's ballroom and all that. And obviously you do it with a partner as well, so who knows, if I get an awesome partner that could be my next girlfriend.

"It's a win win."

It sure is, buddy, it sure is.