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We found Billy from Married At First Sight's nude calendar. You can thank us later.

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The most important moment of Monday night’s Married At First Sight has been overshadowed by a fight about… surfing? And we won’t stand for it.

Before Susie initiated the most bizarre couple argument in the history of the universe, regarding nonexistent sweetener and surfing timeframes, her ‘husband’ Billy shared something very important with her.

And unlike the amount of artificial sweetener he has in his house, he was not lying about this.

We saw it.

You see, Billy likes to pose naked. We can’t blame him. And sometimes, he poses naked for calendars called Manscapes by photographer John Bortolin.

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This is a lot for a Tuesday morning.

Yes, so, that happened on prime time television.

Billy and John have both shared shots from the past few years of Manscapes calendars to social media but of course they're uh... censored.

 

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Because we take investigative journalism very seriously, we've tracked down Bortolin's website where the (uncensored) Manscapes 2019 calendar is still available to purchase.

It's perfectly timed too, because Billy is Mr March.

A portion of the money from sales of the calendars goes towards men's mental health charities, so you can support a good cause while being a littlelot... Thirsty.

You're welcome.

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