Australia reacts to a bizarre MAFS argument over surfing timeframes and artificial sweetener.

Sweet Jesus.

What just happened.

We *think* we just witnessed the most bizarre couple argument in the history of the universe, regarding nonexistent sweetener and surfing timeframes.

It kind of feels like a weird bad dream.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Billy cried. Seagulls were afraid. All of Australia was confused.

What started out as a day out at the beach, ended in Billy crying post being screamed at for telling his wife the last time he'd surfed was two years ago, when it was actually two months, and good lord we are beginning to think Susie just... likes to fight.

It all came after Billy thought he had sweetener for her coffee but... didn't, which is apparently a very big deal if you're Susie and we don't get it because sweetener is gross.

... The whole situation made Ines look like Mother Theresa, to be honest.

Because the internet, Twitter had a lot to say about the entire situation. Here are our favourite Tweets:

I hope Billy doesn’t tell Susie about the time he recently surfed the internet and forgot to tell her about it... #MAFS

— Jackson Holt (@_jacksonholt) March 4, 2019

Susie - surfing auditor ???? #MAFS

— galois (@Wazzajames) March 4, 2019

Who do I write to to rescue Billy? He requires immediate protection from Susie #MAFS

— Steph Andrews (@sometimeseasame) March 4, 2019

SUSIE: You need to stop lying about sweetener and surfing, dah-ling.

BILLY (weeping):

ME: wtf is going on#MAFS

— Jake Watt (@JakeChatty) March 4, 2019

ugh, this is painful - can't Susie just take her new IG followers and leave? #MAFS pic.twitter.com/i4cky42j8T

— Bachtastic (@Bachtastic) March 4, 2019

Susie is making Ines look like a saint.. #mafs

— Chris Robinson (@Deansmum) March 4, 2019

Susie is such an amazingly unreasonable woman. How dare she bully and berate her husband like that #MAFS

— Steph Andrews (@sometimeseasame) March 4, 2019

Billy walking off mooning Susie was the best #MAFS

— Ross (@ross1coe) March 4, 2019

Let’s talk about the real lie - that Susie planned on surfing while wearing a full face of makeup #mafs #MAFSAU #MAFSAustralia

— Jacqui Fogarty (@Jacq_Fogarty) March 4, 2019

If Susie becomes an ambassador for Splenda when this ends, I’m done #mafs

— Allsy (@allsy_mitch) March 4, 2019

Did Susie just descend back to hell ? #MAFS

— Ross (@ross1coe) March 4, 2019