In case the latest round of Kardashian news has bypassed your radar – which would be fair, on the assumption you have a life outside the reality stars’ glossy, headline-grabbing lives – Kendall Jenner is dating Australian basketball star Ben Simmons.
This is a problem, apparently, because Kendall Jenner and her sisters cast a dark curse on the basketballers they date, leading them to play badly and their team to lose and yes, of course, it’s definitely the fault of the
In the weeks since news of Jenner and Simmons’ relationship was made public, headlines looked like this:
‘He could have been the next LeBron’: Fans fear NBA star Ben Simmons will be hit with the ‘Kardashian curse’ after he reunites with rumoured flame Kendall Jenner
Fans worry for Ben Simmons over the ‘Kardashian curse’
And social media a little like this:
The Cavaliers haven’t won any games because Tristan cheated on Khloé Kardashian and the Kardashian curse has officially affected his whole team lol
— pitaaa (@MiraPitaaa) June 9, 2018
@BenSimmons25 stay away from Kardashian curse or RIP to your career. ????????
— Danica Genobes 다니가 (@sushixo) June 15, 2018