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No. A woman walks down The Bachelor red carpet dressed as a bride with a bridesmaid in tow.


We’ve just had our first glimpse of The Bachelor, which any day now will reappear on our screens and promptly take over our lives (bring it on).

We very much approve of this year’s suitor Matt Agnew, a 31-year-old astrophysicist from Melbourne.

He seems great – smart, attractive, kind. He’s got all the things.

Watch a snippet of the promo here. Post continues after video.

Video via Ten

But more importantly, he’s an absolute breath of fresh air after the disaster that was the last Bachelor season that saw Honey Badger turn into a bit of a dickhead on national TV and gaslit his final two women. Remember that? Memories.

But um… please tell us you just edited this promo for the LOLs, Channel 10.

Please tell us the women you’ve picked as Matt’s suitors are equally as fabulous and smart as he is.

The first girl shown in the clip Abbie asks, “What do you do?” within seconds of shaking Matt’s hand.

“I’m an astrophysicist,” he replies.

Abbie literally doesn’t miss a beat and says “Okay! I’m a Gemini.”


Please tell us that was edited Abbie. Image: Ten.

Before we've had time to pick our jaw up off the floor, the voiceover of another contestant comes in other the top, "I can't believe he's smart, that's so exciting".


Who are these girls, Osher? Where did you find them?

We see girls arriving on their own red carpets, on motorbikes, in dance costumes and in a WEDDING DRESS.


The excitement. We can hardly contain it.

We also can't contain our major crush for Matt who proceeded to tell the camera that he was excited about the show because, "I'm really proud of what I've achieved in my career but at the end of the day you can't have cuddle with a PHD".