For many women, the thought of being The One Before The One is horrifying.

The person who you meet and date before you meet and date the love of your life.

The starter girlfriend. The pre-wife. Or, as this woman calls it: The One before The One.

But imagine how you would feel if this happened to you not once, but many times over?

That’s exactly what happened to Tinder user Brittany.

Well, that’s one way to get noticed on Tinder…

The 25-year-old describes her “gift” on her Tinder profile, which is equal parts funny and scary.

She goes on to describe the way her matchmaking gift works:

Ouch.

We feel for you Brittany – that’s got to hurt. But with your sense of humour, we’re sure you will be just fine.