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It has been one hell of a season of The Bachelorette and we need a mango daiquiri. Stat.

In the words of Angie Kent: tonight was a battle between a cavoodle (Carlin) and a three-legged mutt (oh, poor Timm), and we may never recover.

Taking place on the lush beaches of NSW’s Byron Bay, the final two Bachelors met Angie’s family for the second time in the competition, before they went on their respective final solo dates.

Some notable events included the moment Angie’s mum called Carlin ‘Timm’, Timm getting very excited over cows and Carlin and Angie making out under a waterfall.

By the time we got to the part where Angie makes her choice between Timm or Carlin, the entirety of the nation was on the precipice of having a nervous breakdown – because Timm was most definitely going to get his poor little sunflower-loving heart shattered into a gazillion pieces.

And we were right.

Here’s how Australia reacted to the most heartbreaking (truly) and nail-bitingBachelorettefinale to date.

Timm and Carlin meet the family (again).

Only in Australia does the Bachelorette have to choose between a cavoodle and a three legged mix breed. On a very much related note: I’ve never been prouder to be Australian. #BacheloretteAU

— Hungryhungryannapillar (@Hungryhungryan1) November 14, 2019

Why do I get the feeling Timm doesn’t meet the parent’s much? #BacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Timm should have cut the Man bun off at the table to prove how serious he is about Angie #BacheloretteAU

— Dear Jane (@austenite20) November 14, 2019

When Angies mum called Carlin Tim #BacheloretteAU

pic.twitter.com/4bR6SoPjuV

— Dave ☁️☁️☁️ (@DavePollard98) November 14, 2019

It all makes sense now why Ciarran and Yvie aren’t there #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/H5m041GcgS

— Dave ☁️☁️☁️ (@DavePollard98) November 14, 2019

Has there every been a bigger Aussie dad compliment than being called a ‘grouse bloke’? #bacheloretteau #thebacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/x93orkWidv

— Poppy Penny (@PoppyPenny1) November 14, 2019

Carlin and Angie’s final solo date.

I asked if Angie made the “ululuulluulululu” sounds in her head when she kissed men on this show.

She said that the first time it happened, she did. #BacheloretteAU

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

Me watching Angie and Carlin kiss: #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/KG8mKIMgw4

— gemma ☥ (@gemmascerri) November 14, 2019

And suddenly Twitter is somewhat more OK with Carlin again… ???? #BacheloretteAU

— Simone (@Sim_oneL) November 14, 2019

“We arrived at a magical waterfall which was magical because waterfalls are magical” #magical #BacheloretteAU

— Merryn Porter (@Merryn_Porter) November 14, 2019

Angie is the first woman in the history of the world to go for a dip with perfect hair and not mess it up. #BacheloretteAU

— Alex Anastassiou (@alexanasta_) November 14, 2019

Dammit she’s gonna pick Carlin and I don’t even blame her but poor Timmmmmmmm ???????????? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/HSQw8LiGpL

— J O D E S ???? (@jodes888) November 14, 2019

Timm and Angie’s final solo date.

Think about how early they had to get up for this like being in Byron wasnt bad enough #BacheloretteAU

— Jessica (@Cupperzzz) November 14, 2019

Bless Timm, the only man to have ever made it to the final two on this show despite regularly saying shit like “fuck being a cow, hey”. #BacheloretteAU

— Jodi McAlister (@JodiMcA) November 14, 2019

That’s how we like our Timm #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/XZH8Z224xm

— Michelle ???????? (@MichelleMackey1) November 14, 2019

Timm loves a sunrise because it usually means bed time #BacheloretteAU

— Ben Shute (@Ben_Shute) November 14, 2019

If Russell Brand and JAck Sparrow surfed, it’d be Timm. #BacheloretteAU https://t.co/n896xZ8tUS

— Osher Günsberg (@oshergunsberg) November 14, 2019

i’d buy a coffee table book full of Timm-isms, including fully realised commentary on veganism, man buns, sunflowers and more. someone sign him #BacheloretteAU

— charlotte borland ???? (@charborland__) November 14, 2019

If Timm doesn’t win, I think I will be more upset, than the ending of some of my own relationships ???? #BacheloretteAU

— Dianne Pal (@YogiDianne) November 14, 2019

Australia waited for Angie make her final decision, and the entire nation held its breath.

Hope they’ve got the #bushmans! #BacheloretteAU

— Mirelle Brockett (@MirelleBrockett) November 14, 2019

Timm looks different… #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/mlPjenbmhd

— ???? ret ???? (@Retta_Potterfan) November 14, 2019

This build up is torture. Who will rock up first??? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/zn7HqhKQ16

— Raquel Gazzola (@raquelgazzola) November 14, 2019

That wasn’t Ryan parachuting in at the last minute, was it? #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/X8wdYUQrsQ

— Robyn Vaux (@RV_27) November 14, 2019

Australia realised Timm was not going to win, and WE WERE DEVASTATED.

Watching Timm upset is worse than Todd and jarrod combined #BacheloretteAU pic.twitter.com/lfLMzaBD0E

— Nope (@robyn56436920) November 1

Jessica Wang

Lifestyle Writer

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