I’m not going to hold it against a bunch of reality TV producers for trying to fool us all.
At least, I’m going to try not to.
As a woman who is far too heavily invested in Love Island Australia for a human with a functioning brain, I’m rather interested in the relationships we’re seeing form on national television. Yes, I downloaded the stupid voting app and yes, I legitimately care about whether or not different couples make it ‘in the real world’.
Which is why I – along with my group chat of equally obsessed girlfriends – was confused when, on Monday night’s episode, Jaxon got in trouble for talking trash about his current partner, Shelby.
You see, apparently he told Da Boiz that he doesn’t really feel it with Shelby, and would quite like for her to change the way she expresses stuff on her face, please, because it’s annoying and he deserves better. Or something.
I wish I could tell you what happened, I really do.
Jaxon apparently spoke filth about Shelby a few nights ago, which was awkward for Shelby to find out in a group of people. It was equally awkward for the rest of Australia, AKA the people who foolishly trusted a bunch of producers to give us the goss on a platter in every episode, and watched on thinking, ‘What the eff did we miss?’
I missed Sunday’s episode why is everyone pissed at jax? Why r the boys pissed? Why is Shelby pissed? Can some one please explain #LoveIslandAU
— Buggsy (@princedevitt999) June 25, 2018
Guys what happened I’m so confused?! Dom is making shit up #LoveIslandAU
— Sophie Grace (@xosophiegrace) June 25, 2018