Look.

Sometimes we plan a trip with a group of friends, and we’re far too optimistic.

We imagine cocktails on the beach and late night gossip sessions, and forget that, in fact, we’re kinda cranky bitches who want a minimum of nine hours sleep and can’t go from one activity to the next without at least a decent snack.

As a result, girls’ trips can quickly descend into chaos.

I propose, with little to no evidence, that this is exactly what has happened on Kylie Jenner’s recent holiday to Turks and Caicos.

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Let me start from the beginning:

It’s an unspecified time between Friday and Saturday morning and Kylie and her friends are boarding their personalised private plane.Yes, they have matching outfits.Yes, they’ve already agreed the hashtag will be #KylieSkinSummerTrip.Yes,the photos are mostly aimed at making Jordyn Woods jealous.

There’s excitement in the air, the photographer is taking candid photos of an overly-enthusiastic Sofia Richie, and everyone’s keen for their long-awaited girls’ trip.

Even the flight attendants have prescribed outfits andeverything fits the theme,which is pink, but alsoKylie.

It’s just… there’s a twinge of tension.

Kylie’s friends didn’t know Stormi was coming. It seems silly in hindsight. Of course Stormi would come, she’s Kylie’s literal baby. But how are they meant to have special girls’ time when there’s a toddler around? Are they allowed to swear in front of the child? Can they tell graphic sex stories when little ears are about?

It’s unclear, but there are a few raised eyebrows exchanged when Stormi’s ears get blocked on the flight and she starts screaming. ‘She’s acting like a baby,’ one young woman mutters.

Then everyone notices.

Ummm… Travis is here.

HOW IS IT A GIRLS’ TRIP IF TRAVIS IS HERE?

No one else was allowed to bring their boyfriend.

But whatever. They’re going to Turks and Caicos, they’ll get some hectic photos for the ‘gram, it’ll be great.

A few hours later, they’ve landed and arrived in their mansion. But there’s a problem.

Sofia got a way better room than Stassie, who has to share with someone she barely knows.

The crisis is averted, however, when she realises they both packed the same swimming costume and can get a photo together on the stairs.

After they’ve unpacked, the group start doing what they came here to do: take Instagram photos on the beach.

Sofia gets hers:

Victoria gets hers: