Warning: Naked lady ahead.

In case you missed the memo, Kendall Jenner likes to free the nipple.

The model and reality television personality is, apparently, to answer for the rising number of womengetting injections in the quest for “designer nipples”.

“I love Kendall Jenner, and I love that she just doesn’t wear a bra,” one anonymous woman said in a video for the New York Post.

“You can’t see her nipples, but you can see the pointiness. I think there’s something really sexy and feminine about it.

“I think it would be really cool to just have protruding nipples all the time.”

Alrighty, well… I’m not here to judge anonymous 28-year-olds on what they deem “really cool”. What I’m here to do is talk about the dress Kendall wore at the Chopard party at the 71st Cannes Film Festival this weekend.

I use the term ‘dress’ lightly, of course, because this is absolutely not a dress. It is… something, but a dress it is not.

Behold:

Image: Getty

I have some thoughts. Namely, they are:

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