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Harry Styles kissed Lorde at the ARIAs and precisely no one is coping.

On Tuesday night, the Australian music industry gathered in a large room for the 2017 ARIA awards.

Among the crazy naked dresses, lots of fake tan and surprise fake boyfriend appearances, some people won things for, you know, being really good at their jobs.

One of those people was Harry Styles.

But if we may speak candidly, no one really remembers, nor cares about what he won or why. Because on his way up to the stage to accept his ARIA award for Best International Act, he did a thing.

THIS THING.

After footage of the former One Direction singer legit stopping to kiss New Zealand’s top export, Lorde, not once, BUT TWICE on the cheek, Twitter promptly lost it’s mind.

Like this lady who apparently aged three decades in less than three seconds…

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… and this person who made up a whole new word for when your brain does not compute.

Or this person who points out Harry Styles is bringing chivalry back from it’s cold grave…

… And Isabella here, who is 100 per cent not jealous. At all.

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The duo also have a couple name now, in case you were wondering what to refer to them as in casual conversation…

… Because you’ll be talking about it, coz it’s the most important thing to happen this year according to this guy.

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Jules noted that Harry and Lorde coming together would be a holy matrimony of hipster goodness…

… one mate even compared it to THE ROYAL ENGAGEMENT.

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Then, someone remembered Taylor Swift exists. So… does this go against girl code?

Also, this person reckons even though she didn’t take home any awards, Lorde was the real winner of the night.

This guy is thinking long term…

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… And we leave you with a very stern warning for Harry.

That is all.

We lie. Here’s a gallery of the best ARIA 2017 red carpet looks to keep you going…

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