The rental crisis is so bad in Australia at the moment that it's even extended to the UK. How else would you explain the fact that King Charles has evicted his tenants, aka his son Prince Harry and his daughter-in-law Meghan Markle, from their multi-million dollar home Frogmore Cottage?

"We can confirm The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been requested to vacate their residence at Frogmore Cottage," a spokesperson for Harry and Meghan very politely confirmed.

Behind the scenes, you just KNOW that angry dad King Charles texted his son things like, "I can't believe you wrote those things about me in your memoir! Like, OK, I did call you 'the spare' once, but there's no need to get stroppy about it, by Jove!" and "As long as you live under MY roof, you will abide by MY rules, by Jove!" and "Get your things out of my country and don't you ever come back to the UK, by Jove!"

Isn't it sad? Don't you feel sorry for Harry and Meghan? I guess now they will just have to reside in their stunningly beautiful $21 million Montecito mansion in California.

Oh, the humanity!

Anyhoo, angry dad King Charles has reportedly thrown out wayward kids Harry and Meghan for his highly problematic brother, Prince Andrew. Yes, the guy who had an inappropriate friendship with convicted sex offender, Jeffrey Epstein, and who was accused of sexual abuse by Virginia Giuffre when she was 17 years old. (He has denied the allegations and settled the lawsuit privately).

For his part, Prince Andrew seemingly doesn't want to leave his current place of residence, Royal Lodge, where he lives with his ex-wife Sarah Ferguson, for Frogmore Cottage.The Sunis reporting him as "resisting" the move to the much smaller house - and by "much smaller" we mean "five bedrooms".

But Andrew may not have much choice in the matter because his annual allowance (!?) of $436,000 (!?) will be cut in April as he has stepped back from royal duties.

Even though he hasn't explicitly saidwhyhe is kicking Harry and Meghan out, it's pretty obvious that King Charles (and likely Prince William) are uber-peeved about THAT Netflix show and what Harry has written about them in his memoirSpare -and what he's subsequently said about them in his interviews to promote the book.

According to an "insider" aka "one of the palace minions", "This eviction surely spells the end of Harry and Meghan's time in the UK."

Now everyone's wondering if Harry and Meghan will be invited to Charles' coronation in May.

If the

banishment

eviction by angry dad King Charles is anything to go by, the answer is a big fat NO.

By Jove!

Feature image: Netflix.

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