I'm just going to come out and say it: I'm a minimalist girly.

A basic blue jean apologist. A white-tee-five-ways type of woman. A "yes these pants are technically taupe but let's not get crazy" kind of dresser. 

I don't like loud colours. I fear bold prints. And I would never, ever wear chartreuse on purpose. 

And when it comes to sneakers? You'll never spot me in anything with a pop of neon or even a logo that looks as though it's been dipped in primary paint. 

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Yes, I am a neutral sneaker purist. White, beige, tan, bone, oat, sand — if it sounds like a Dulux paint swatch or an overpriced milk alternative at a fancy café, I'm in.

Because here's the thing: as a minimalist and a lazy dresser (a winning combo for a lifestyle writer, don't you think?) I know a good pair of neutral sneakers will go with everything.

Running to work in a blazer and trousers? Done. Brunching with the girls in a floaty maxi dress? Sorted. Popping out in leggings and an oversized tee to get a bank-breaking coffee in an attempt to feel something? Say less. 

They even make my "I have had four hours of sleep and can't remember my middle name" outfits (aka, Wednesdays) feel mildly intentional. 

And if you want to wear colour? Neutral sneakers work for that, too. Image: Instagram/@mattiegouman

Neutral sneakers are timeless. They're low effort. They don't scream for attention — which is ideal, because my personality is already doing cartwheels, setting off fireworks and emotionally oversharing to strangers on the internet.

So if you're in the market for sneakers that won't make you question your entire wardrobe, we've got you covered. These are the best neutral sneakers to shop right now — because life's complicated enough without having to match your shoes.

The best neutral sneakers to shop right now.

New Balance 9060 in Turtledove, $230

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Kmart Retro Sneakers, $20

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adidas Originals Handball Spezial, $170.

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Holster Fierce Light Sneaker, $79.99

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Reebok Club C 85 Vintage, $170

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ASOS DESIGN Diligent slim lace up sneakers in sand suede, $95

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Nike Court Vision Low Next Nature, $110

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Onitsuka Tiger Mexico 66 SD Cactful, $300

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Frankie4 Ellie V Sand, $279.95

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Nike Field General, $160

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adidas Original Spezials, $180

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Rollie Nation Pace All White/Clear, $259.95

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