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Oh dear. That is going to be one frosty wedding night.

Removing a bride’s garter with your teeth is a bizarre tradition in the first place, especially considering the fact that at many weddings, the room is made up of all your friends, colleagues and family. Your new husband has his head up your dress in front of your 89-year-old Nanna and kindy teacher Mrs Graham.

But someone posted a video over on Reddit that takes the discomfort to a whole new level. Somehow, this groom managed to make the event even more awkward. He made an absolute SPECTACLE of himself attempting the removal while completely BLOTTO.

Legitimately. Falling over drunk. It’s safe to safe there would be no headboard shaking in this honeymoon suit. Partly due to hubby’s extreme inebriation, and partly due to the fact that you can all but see the steam coming out of the bride’s ears.

The entire ordeal lasts an excruciating five-and-a-half minutes. 326 seconds of the kind of cringe that leads you to make noises than can only be transcribed phonetically as- “EugharNOOOOOMmmOhhhwahhjsdfhsldjsd.”

You can actually pinpoint the second this bride realises she has made a terrible, terrible mistake.

It’s probably around this point:

See it? Right there!

My head hurts from all the awkward.

Watch it all unfold here:

What is the most cringe-worthy thing you have witnessed at a wedding?