While sex is great,all of it isn’t great.Some of sex is great. SOME. Like the making out. And the cuddling. And the romantic sexy stuff that makes you feel like a goddess flying on a pink fluffy cloud.

The rest? Well… the rest is crazy awkward. And kinda a little bit gross. And, um, so totally not at all like what you saw inThe Notebookor that sneaky lil’ porno you both watched together last weekend.

Let’s tribute all those secret yuck moments, shall we? They haven’t been aired for TOO BLOODY LONG.

But it’s time to let them free, reader friends. It’s time to let them free.

I asked around theMamamiaoffice, and these are the things our team *anonymously* came up with.

Did we miss any? What do you hate about sex?

The award-winning podcastMamamia Out Loudis doing their first live show. There will be laughs, disagreements and you can meet the hosts afterwards! We’re also donating $5 of every ticket price toShare The Dignityso grab your friends and come along to share the love and laughs, get your tickets here.