Have you actually done ANYTHING today, or are you too excited about The Bachelorette starting tonight?

Same. Alright, maybe that’s a bit dramatic. We remembered to eat lunch.

It’s only been a week since Sam and Snez declared their lovey-dovieness all over Lana’s face. And now, we get a whole new season of group date fun, with Sam Frost as The Bachelorette.

We know what you’re wondering, though. For the love of Osher, WILL ROSIE BE RECAPPING?

Yes, children. Yes, she will.

Prepare yourselves for some epic laughs, because it looks like Channel Ten has provided some entertaining fellas. One guy will bring an owl. Yes, you read that correctly.

Bachelor Sam Wood got a lot more choices than Bachelorette Sam Frost, but whatever. Here are her fourteen boyfriends.

Rosie’s recaps will be posted on Mamamia after the show. Head to our homepage to find the gloriousness.

Warning: Make sure you pee first, we won’t be responsible for any mess created by excessive laughter.

The Bachelorette starts at 7.30 tonight on Channel Ten. Get on that.