Married… with children?

In a word, no.

Alex, 29, and Zoe, 25, who met each other at the altar as they got married as part of the Channel 9 reality show Married At First Sight, held a baby.

Cue slavering speculation of incredibly quick impregnation, gestation and birth of the first Married at First Sight spawn.

Except it turns out the little one is called Leo, and he belongs to another mother who is bemused by her baby’s sudden fame.

Unhand that child! He doesn’t not belong to you two. Image via Facebook.

“I think it’s time we look at getting Leo an agent,” she posted on Facebook with a link to the New Idea article claiming the baby for Zoe and Alex.

It’s unclear when the picture was taken, so we don’t know for sure if these two are still making outings together as a couple.

But hold onto your hats, because I have some very compelling evidence that Alex and Zoe are still together. Here it is:

Alex’s house is for sale. Image via realestate.com.au.

Notice anything about that picture? It’s of Alex’s old bachelor pad. It’s for sale. Zoe was not a fan of how far from the CBD it was, remember?

But the most telling thing? Is that, or is it not, a picture of the couple on their wedding day on the TV stand? IT SO IS.

Are your minds blown? Thought so.

Check out our Married at First Sight gallery…

Married at First Sight couples.

James. Yes, James. Yes.

Zoe wears heels on a construction site.

Michael has a night out.

Roni has a night in.

The couples meet at a dinner party.

Couples meet for the first time

Zoe upsets Roni.

Roni cries in the bathroom.

Psychologists in their evil lair.

Lachlan and Clare cooking dinner. Whoop whoop.

Ladies have recovered, giggle about sex.

mafs

Zoe will not make eye contact. So much awkward.

Married at first sight Michelle gives her girlfriends a nod of approval.

Married at first sight Alex smile

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What do you think? Are Alex and Zoe together and heavily pregnant with twins and in the midst of renovating their dream home?