PRAISE THE ROCK GODS.

Last year when Nickelback front man Chad Kroger split with his wife Avril Lavigne after two years of marriage, we could only assume he had a bit of a meltdown.

Like every other newly-single sod on the planet, it seems likely that Kroger would have taken the normal post-break up steps to try and mend his broken heart. He is only human, after all.

He would have gotten a new haircut:

And probably rocked out with his mates (to celebrate his new single status, duh).

You don’t need to put on a brave face for us, Chad. We know you’re hurting.

Unfortunately, Kroger would most likely be immune to this amazing (though sadly imaginary) new app, which will play a Nickelback song whenever you try to contact your ex — or stalk their Facebook page.

“When you’re down in the dumps after being dumped by a douche, fasting acting Nickeblock lifts you back up within 15 seconds or less,” a voice-over explains.

YIKES.

Watch the sales pitch from American comedy duo Lady Products here:

In loving memory of Chavril; we hardly knew you.