One of the major pitfalls of not having a baby, is not having an excuse to shop for baby wear.
I mean, sure, you can still do it. Hypothetically, there’s nothing wrong with walking through the baby section of David Jones, claiming your non-existent older sister just gave birth to your non-existent nephew. Hypothetically…
But lie no more my friends, because I bring you the ULTIMATE toddler wardrobe.
I. Cannot. The miniature T-Shirts with witty one liners on them. The absurd pants with elastic waist bands. And don’t EVEN get me started on the Nike Airs that are no bigger than the palm of my hand.
#Dying. Image via Oishi-m.
Zoe Proudman, Nina's gorgeous baby in Offspring, has the wardrobe of our dreams. Played in the last season by a set of twins, Mia and Willow Swindle, Zoe doesn't do onesies. Bibs totally aren't her thing. Oh, no. Zoe is fashion forward. She experiments with colours, textures and patterns. She knows what goes with what.